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Blind psychic gropes buttocks to see future
ReutersTimesofIndia ^ | 7.10.02

Posted on 07/10/2002 8:33:52 AM PDT by swarthyguy

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Maybe the guy Bernie Ebbers should have consulted or that telecoms analyst.

Not enough cracks in this story.

1 posted on 07/10/2002 8:33:52 AM PDT by swarthyguy
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"I can tell you have a long panty line."

"I sense a huge f*rt coming up."

2 posted on 07/10/2002 8:37:29 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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I sense a booty-full future for you.
3 posted on 07/10/2002 8:40:32 AM PDT by BansheeBill
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So, does he charge double for the obese, like Southwest Airlines does? Time is money, you know.
4 posted on 07/10/2002 8:41:40 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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So, does he charge double for the obese, like Southwest Airlines does? Time is money, you know.

As in those with bubbler butts?

5 posted on 07/10/2002 8:43:19 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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Is this what the guy told the judge in his trial?
6 posted on 07/10/2002 8:46:28 AM PDT by curmudgeonII
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Ooops...typo

bubbler=

blubber

7 posted on 07/10/2002 8:47:13 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: All
I can tell...

I can tell....

I can tell that you need to take a shower and I need to wash my hands.

European hygiene crack ...oops! Sorry...joke.

8 posted on 07/10/2002 8:50:15 AM PDT by sofaman
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all types come to him to have their bottoms read.

Mostly men, lol.

Although he claims to have spent many years training his fingers,

Take a minute to picture that.

with his index and middle fingers the most sensitive, Buck says even amateur buttock readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's personalities.

ROTFLMAO! Some really like it, and are read to be friendly. Those who punch him in the face are read to be agressive.

"I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite beautiful enough for me," he said.

How does he know? He's never seen her.

9 posted on 07/10/2002 8:52:49 AM PDT by concerned about politics
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Ooops...typo

bubbler= blubber

Funnier the first time! LOL

10 posted on 07/10/2002 8:53:30 AM PDT by sofaman
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He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.

OMG. I'm losing it. LMAO!

11 posted on 07/10/2002 8:57:16 AM PDT by concerned about politics
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BTTT
12 posted on 07/10/2002 9:00:35 AM PDT by concerned about politics
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What, no crystal balls???
13 posted on 07/10/2002 9:05:33 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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Sounds like a gig for Clinton if the book thing doesn't work out.
14 posted on 07/10/2002 9:06:54 AM PDT by steve-b
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Ooops...typo

bubbler= blubber

Funnier the first time! LOL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

15 posted on 07/10/2002 9:11:27 AM PDT by facedown
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Hmmm, sounds like he's really into Asstrology.
16 posted on 07/10/2002 9:21:37 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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This Asstrology stuff is not all it's cracked up to be.
17 posted on 07/10/2002 9:23:53 AM PDT by Consort
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HAH! Especially when the Asstrologer tells your your moon is in Uranus. Bad omen.
18 posted on 07/10/2002 9:25:14 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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There was another case last week, a guy calls women on the phone and asked them if they go by their windows and expose their breasts, the satelite would give them a free mamogram! Actually many women did stand by the windows witheir breasts facing Macca? HE HE He
19 posted on 07/10/2002 9:27:30 AM PDT by philosofy123
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I can imagine if there was a free satellite proctology exams!

20 posted on 07/10/2002 9:29:16 AM PDT by philosofy123
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