[piasa]

On occasion I've had experiences with rude drivers while standing curbside waiting to cross streets...

One time I nearly got hit when someone- who was too impatient to let store customers cross the street- ran a stop sign. I managed to slap the witch's car real hard as it went by and at the same time let out a hideously loud 'dying coyote' call. The woman, thinking she had hit someone's pet dog, just about lost her cookies- we could see her freaking out and flopping her arms around inside that car like she was having a heart attack, and it was positively hilarious. The crowd behind me even gave me a round of applause.

[cake_crumb]

"One time I nearly got hit when someone- who was too impatient to let store customers cross the street- ran a stop sign. I managed to slap the witch's car real hard as it went by and at the same time let out a hideously loud 'dying coyote' call. The woman, thinking she had hit someone's pet dog, just about lost her cookies- we could see her freaking out and flopping her arms around inside that car like she was having a heart attack, and it was positively hilarious"

ROFLOL....hard to type....hideously loud dying coyote call....ROFLOL you made my DAY!!!

[ST.LOUIE1]

The crowd behind me even gave me a round of applause.

You deserved it! LOL!