GOP Symbol Dumps on Victim (My Title)

Jaco's Wacky Newz ^ | 07/24/02 | Jaco

[Doc-Joe]

I hope his mouth was closed

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen."

[Corporate Law]

Hillary and Little Tommy will soon call a press conference to blame it on those evil Republicans.

[phasma proeliator]

Sounds like a typical visit to my administrator's office.

[phasma proeliator]

Ping

[Chad Fairbanks]

Wasn't this an Urban Legend????

[Keith in Iowa]

Is the word interred...or inturd? :)

[kaylar]

Shades of Chuckles the Clown...only worse.

[Gaston]

There is no zoo in Paderborn, Germany. If you do a web search for a zoo in Paderborn, you only come up with this same story over and over and the fact that there is no zoo.

[mhking]

Urban legend per Snopes.com:

Claim: A zookeeper in Paderborn, Germany, was killed when an elephant defecated on him.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1998]

[Alouette]

Wasn't this an Urban Legend????

Yeah. The original story was in WEEKLY WORLD NEWS.

[SGCOS]

I've seen it happen to Biff Tannen, but he always got up after a few seconds.

[Doc-Joe]

Darn. Beat me to it. I just left www.snopes2.com. I must admit, however, that this story gave me quite a chuckle. (Killjoy).

[SGCOS]

"If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times. STOP feeding liberals to the animals!!"

[HOYA97]

I have never laughed so hard in my life. I needed this.

[VRWCmember]

In the words of Biff's great-great-great-grandpappy "Mad Dog" Tannen, "I hate manure."

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

...stop feeding liberals to the animals......

ROFLMAO.............

[.38sw]

I had seen this story a couple of years ago as a Darwin Award.

[brat]

If only it had happened to a Democrat! LOL

[Lady Jag]

Is the word interred...or inturd? :)

That would be underturd.