[mhking]

Well, everyone had to keep saying "Traficant'll be thrown out when pigs fly..." It was bound to happen sooner or later.

[Movemout]

LOL! Hey it could have been worse. Imagine if he had been driving a nice, shiny new convertible on his first date with a hot chick.

[TADSLOS]

Your hometown made the headlines.

[strela]

The hot, humid weather is causing excess pig casualties on hog farms and faster decomposition. Rothsay Recycling has had to deal with not only bigger loads, but rotting ones, he said.

"What, and give up show business?"

[dmz]

could i get bacon on that pizza?

[Rebelbase]

I'm laughing so hard it hurts!

[Zeroisanumber]

Heh.

[Khepera]

Where is the picture? Gotta have a picture!

[Alouette]

Hey, can we send those pig guts to Israel? The IDF, or rather IAF can carpet-bomb Gaza.

[P7M13]

Read this when you think your day is bad!

ROFL

t

[Rebelbase]

"Rothsay Recycling is the only rendering plant in the province. It transports dead stock from 6,600 Manitoba farms "

Up in the Shennendoah country the farmers just tie a chain around the dead cow's ankles, drag it into a remote area and let the buzzards feast.

[DainBramage]

From the title I thought a cop hand been shot.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Thanks. I'll be thinking about this during my motorcycle ride home.

[Bahbah]

LOL. What a bad, bad day this guy had.

[Nick Danger]

Something is definitely going on. The Muslims are trying to kill us, the stock market is crashing, whole states are on fire. We got plagues of locusts, smallpox is back, yesterday they said an asteroid is going to hit the Earth and take out a whole continent. And now we got flying pigs.

I think I figured out the problem with Bush. He's the unluckiest man alive.

[Grampa Dave]

Hold Ma Beer and duck that flying pig!

[goodieD]

I remember reading a news story some years ago about a man who was killed while driving behind a truck carrying a large amount of frozen bull testicals... apparently the latch failed on the truck and a boatload of these things crashed through the guy's car window and killed him.
It is times like these when I renew my prayer: "Dear Lord, please don't let me die in a way that will make "Strange News" section of the paper."

[Redcloak]

They should be thankful that it wasn't a flying, dead møøse!

[Samwise]

This and the chocolate thread on the same day....

[Pagey]

but he wasn't able to duck a shower of liquefied animal manure..."My kids were just screaming. The stench is so hard to describe...It was unbearable."

Oh,I bet they were screaming.That was just on the car.I remember when #42 was President and a worker fell into a Monster size Vat(of whatever it was, some kind of animal waste I suppose) at the Tyson Food Plant in Arkansas,and died of asphyxiation.They immediately put a guy in a cage,lowered him down to get the body out and he motioned for them to pull up cause he couldn't stand the stench,I imagine it was pretty bad.There was no follow up on how they eventually got the body out.

[RightOnline]

"She visited Rothsay Recycling about an hour after the accident to complain but no managers were available. A company representative came to her home later in the day to apologize and gave the family a $25 gift certificate to a pizza restaurant."

ROFLMAO......................well, let's just say that I'd accept the gift certificate and then say to the moron,

"OK, slick. Now.............let's talk about the cost of cleaning my car, the cost of my time to take it for such cleaning, and a bit of a settlement. Then, you can tell me how your company observes the laws of the state and how you'd win if I actually sued ya, k?"