A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-25-02

Billie

[whoever]

Good day, MR. SAINT. You seem to be in good form today.

Feeling a bit frisky, eh?

A Question A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys don't carry cash; it's too plebeian).

Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: "$50 due for a consultation."

[JustAmy]

[whoever]

Night Lines:

Leno.... Hard to believe, but in two weeks Clinton will not be President anymore. He'll just be another chubby middle-aged guy bugging waitresses at Hooters. ....

The big story is Hillary Clinton [will be] getting $8 million to write about her life in the White House -- including all of Bill's affairs. Actually, she can't write about all of his affairs, or else it would turn into one of those Time Life series books where you get one a month for 80 months. ....

All the new Senators were sworn in [recently], including Hillary Clinton. There was one kind of awkward moment when Hillary was asked what state she represented -- [and] she had to look at her driver's license.

... Gore says he'll leave Washington with love, appreciation, and hope. I think he's full of it! ....

Janet Reno will be looking for a new job too. She was going to open up her own Web site, but Amazon.com has already been taken.

It's now official. Hillary Clinton is now the junior Senator from New York; she was sworn in. She used the Clinton family Bible for the swearing in -- you know, the one with seven commandments.

[Billie]

Well! Finally! We've had some pretty bad coffee here lately, and had to drink it out of a styrofoam cup even - YUK!

Hi, R - glad to see you - things going ok?

[Billie]

LOL! That TG - he's REALLLLLLY everywhere, he's everywhere!!

[Billie]

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip

So THAT's what happened to my last Victoria's Secret order! :) Hi, who!

[Billie]

Hi, Anna, I'm really glad you like it. There was a lot to try and squeeze in here! Love the way he promotes "Unspun" :)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice"

LOL...MUD

[Billie]

Hi, ru - how sweet you are to take in another foster poodle. :) I shouldn't be around much today either - but popped back in when I finished running some errands. Have to go again in just a few minutes though. : (

[Pippin]

Everywhere! HEHEHE!

[Billie]

Let me know when you get your name changed so I can change it on ping list. (or maybe it will automatically change over - guess I'll find out) :)

[Diver Dave]

afternoon Billie. Great selection for FR's Finest... today.

Congratulations lowbridge. Always looked forward to see the pics from your photo album. You were everywhere with your camera. :^) You even managed to squeeze in a visit to our Condit FReeps. Way to go!

[whoever]

...So THAT's what happened to my last Victoria's Secret order...

Hi, Billie:

Hey, you are funny!! You are getting into my territory now. Providing great competition.

Therefore, for a moment I will be serious.

A Time for Choosing

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.
-----President Ronald Reagan

[ST.LOUIE1]

Good day, MR. SAINT.

Howdy, 'who'!

You seem to be in good form today.
Feeling a bit frisky, eh?

Always frisky when *you* show up. : )

[goodieD]

LOL! Thanks for the chuckles!

[lodwick]

Fresh kitchen help is always a joy to behold -
thanks for the remembrance. ;-)

[whoever]

"I believe with all my heart that standing up for America means standing up for the God who has so blessed our land. We need God's help to guide our nation through stormy seas. But we can't expect Him to protect America in a crisis if we just leave Him over on the shelf in our day-to-day living." --Ronald Reagan

[lodwick]

[Pippin]

I'll have to let you know when it changes cause I'd have to tell you. I haven't heard from Jim yet.

[Billie]

Hi, Dave - thank you.

Gosh, I wrote something, erased it, wrote something else, erased it, too. Darn it! You have FReepmail!