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To: ST.LOUIE1
Good day, MR. SAINT. You seem to be in good form today.

Feeling a bit frisky, eh?

A Question A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys don't carry cash; it's too plebeian).

Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: "$50 due for a consultation."

161 posted on 07/25/2002 11:50:03 AM PDT by whoever
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162 posted on 07/25/2002 11:52:14 AM PDT by JustAmy
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To: whoever
Good day, MR. SAINT.

Howdy, 'who'!

You seem to be in good form today.
Feeling a bit frisky, eh?

Always frisky when *you* show up. : )

174 posted on 07/25/2002 12:15:53 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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