[Carry_Okie]

Seems as if our urbinyups have turned greenbelts into blackbelts. Next thing you know they'll bring us martial law.

[Grampa Dave]

In Oregon, their National Guard is busy fighting the watermelon fires.

Then too many good Oregonians own guns to worry about the need for martial law.

However, there is nothing that watermelon governor of Oregon would not do now to divert the blame of these infernos from him to evil conservatives like you and I!