[JustAmy]

One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light, when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear, I have to sleep in daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, "The big sissy."
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[Mr_Magoo]

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and
Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found
Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was
still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the
floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy
started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to
make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank
God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

[bluesagewoman]

Ain't it grand that kids think Moms are the best protectors? Quite an honor!

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!!!