[Bloody Sam Roberts]

If one must use...colorful metaphors, I suggest a return to our linguistic roots.

Thou art all, a gaggle of beetle-headed dankish pox-marked apple-johns!

[maxwell]

Thou sanguine coward, thou bed-presser, thou horseback-breaker, thou huge hill of flesh!

If'st thou exchangest word for word with me, I shalt makest thy wit bankrupt!

[maxwell]

Hey bro, check #68... Another black box for yer collection... Bwahaha!