[beowolf]

Fred's handicap?! Ya'll told me that he CHOSE to get that double orchidectomy as a gesture of his 'good intentions' to the female crew members.....well, waddayaknow....the truth finally outs. Using Spam, as a poultice, on such a site seems to be a bit of 'insult after injury', though!!!-)

[razorback-bert]

I am going to be missing in action for a few days, going to the back of the beyond to hunt down and slay the wily trout-spam and bass-spam to replenish the larder.

In my spare time, I may work a little.

Billie, where is that giant flag, I am going south of Sonora.

[LadyX]

Ummm, beo - it is not exactly a poltice we fashioned.
Think prosthesis would be more like it, in case he ever goes to a nude bathing beach, donchaknow..
Of course it has to be replaced rather often, but it does the trick..:)))