[Doctor Stochastic]

Will the new fire be called the Flour Biscuit Fire?

[Grampa Dave]

Knowing how the Floristry Circus Clowns have liked to use names that have nothing to do with the fact that the Kalmiopsis Wildernesses is close to burning up.

They will probably call it the N. Dallas Florence Nightingdale Biscuit Fire and blame it on Ronald Reagan and GW. Or for short, "When Did GW know about this fire?".