[dtel]

Ah my friend, you must not be familiar with some of our microbrews, Shiner Bock comes immediately to mind.
But yes your Canadian brews are for the most part quite excellent.
Now on to the food, maple syrup on cottage cheese, mayo on burgers, that does it, I am calling the Food Police on you.
Expect a dynamic no-knock entry sometime in the next week or so. ;^)

[headsonpikes]

Oh, and did I mention 'Texas-style' BBQ tofu? It's the greatest! lol

Feel free to slather on the mayo! It's healthy eating!

Wash it down with Shiner Bock if you like; it goes well with Moosehead Ale et al. ;^)

[Snowyman]

maple syrup on cottage cheese, mayo on burgers,

The maple syrup on cottage cheese I never heard of. Maybe it's a western thing and the mayo on burgers I experienced once, on a Rotten Ronnie's Big Mac or it might have been one of the KFC's chicken burgers with the rusty lettuce . Once was enough!

Moosehead Lager , real beer!