Not Getting Any

New York Sun ^ | 8/9/02 | EDITORIALS & OPINION

[Orual]

“Those little poems have a sense of humor to them.”

How come I didn't laugh?

[AppyPappy]

What next? A pimp and some ho's? A rendition of "My Ho Betta Have My Money"?

[BikerNYC]

What's the _______ and why was the word not used?

[ArGee]

The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene actually announced this campaign with a press release in which the city?s health and mental hygiene commissioner, Thomas Frieden, proclaimed that the ad campaign "targets demographic groups with the greatest risk for HIV," including "sexually active women of color between the ages of 16 and 30."

Why don't they target queers?

Shalom.

[mhking]

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[dighton]

Roses are red,
A fast Italian sports car ain't cheap,
Man it's hot outside,
This poem don't even rhyme or scan or nothing.

[ArGee]

Ping.

Why don't they target queers?

Shalom.

[watchin]

Why don't they target queers?

He calls you sweet baby
And sweet sugar plum.
If he won’t wear a ______
He ain’t getting none.

They did.

[headsonpikes]

doesn't, please. ;^)

[ArGee]

They did.

If they really wanted to reduce the incidence of HIV they would run the following: (ahem, ahem)

He calls you sweet baby
Or sweet sugar plum.
If you ain't a she
He ain't gettin' none.

Shalom.

[tet68]

"He calls you, "My Bitch"
And , "Get me a Beer!"
If He don't beat you up.
You think heaven is near.

You know he is "doing"
every slut on the block
You can taste them every time
he makes you ____ __ ____!

The mayor spends Millions
to make you aware.
While you just want to wash
that goop from your hair.

Your girl friends all say,
"He's such a BAD man!"
But they're all doing him,
while you're in the can.

[Dead Corpse]

Because "Trojan, Latex, 1 each" doesn't rhyme.

[dighton]

[ghost of nixon]

The national spokesman for the Congress of Racial Equality, Niger Innis,

careful how yo pronounce muh name, whitey!

[Romulus]

...it boggles the mind.

Speaking of bad grammar.

[general_re]

The NYC Department of Health promotes the spread of AIDS - that old double-negative strikes again.

He calls you sweet baby
And sweet sugar plum.
If he won’t wear a ______
He is getting some.

[dighton]

"I didn't shoot no cashier."

"Book him."

[dighton]

...it boggles the mind. / Speaking of bad grammar.

Hmmmm. Transitive admitted to Webster's II and III, but with a scarlet dial.