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Pass The Kool-Aid, Pardner-(Huffington Alert)
National Review | 8-16-02 | Arianna Huffington

Posted on 08/16/2002 6:25:55 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache

Wacko in Waco

At their summer camp economic summit, Bushians find comfort by withdrawing from a confusing, complicated and unfriendly world.

- - - - - - - - - - - - By Arianna Huffington

Aug. 16, 2002 | At the behest of their charismatic leader, the cult members gathered in Waco, a hot, dusty town on the flat, featureless central Texas plain. They had been summoned to hear an endless series of droning sermons from the leader himself and his fellow fanatics.

Thunderously denouncing all doubters, all those who didn't believe as the cult members did, the speakers put forward a bizarre religious vision, one that no sane person could accept. As the hours passed, the group became more and more isolated from the real world until it was incapable of dealing with it.

The only thing missing was Janet Reno and her flamethrower.

George W. Bush's economic forum ended with the steady whoosh of departing corporate jets instead of a fiery apocalypse. This time the conflagration wasn't in Waco but on Wall Street where one airline declared bankruptcy, another threatened to if it didn't get what it wanted, and a third announced a massive restructuring with 7,000 lost jobs. In Washington, meanwhile, Alan Greenspan declined to embarrass his boss by lowering interest rates -- although the Fed did assess the current economic outlook in unusually gloomy terms.

But none of these inconvenient facts intruded on the president's revival meeting in the Lone Star State where discouraging words from non-believers were kept to the barest minimum. And while the president may have acknowledged that our economy is "challenged," an understatement akin to saying that David Koresh was "a tad kooky", the hallelujah chorus that was determined to drown out facts with blind faith clearly won the day.

Like the Branch Davidians, the Brunch Bushians found comfort by withdrawing from a world that was confusing, complicated, and just a little too unfriendly of late. Appropriately convened at the Old Time Christian Religion venue of Baylor University, the administration orchestrated a full-blown extravaganza complete with stirring words, a parade of icons, and even marching music by John Philip Sousa, designed to dazzle the gullible and win new converts. Reason was banished.

No one mentioned, for example, the expanding budget deficit or the exploding trade deficit and no one dared bring up the heresy of reconsidering the Brunch Bushians' disastrous tax cut. Au contraire.

"We heard a lot of really challenging ideas today," Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill intoned after the forum. And his idea of a challenging idea? "We had several people in my session tell us that not only should we make the tax cuts permanent, but we ought to accelerate the ones that are delayed." And there was no need to pass the hat at this gathering of the faithful. The CEO congregants crowding the front pews had already given, and given, and given.

The economic forum gained added significance from the fact that the president took precious time away from his month-long vacation - though it's not like he had to travel very far. No, this time the mountain of true believers came to Mohammed.

The president registered his concern (Seven cabinet members! Hearing from ordinary people! Taking a whole half-day off from his vacation! Recovery must be just around the bend!) but the message that came through was more one of faith, increasingly desperate faith, that powerful and mysterious forces, the gods of the free market, will eventually pull the Dow out of its nosedive.

But while the Burning Bush preached to the choir at Baylor, an ominous rumbling was coming from outside. This time, it was not ATF sharpshooters and tanks, it's those ordinary citizens the Brunch Bushians pretended to include in Waco. They keep losing jobs and losing their savings while their president keeps telling them that, despite the increasingly grim realities of their daily lives, they still gotta believe in the Bushians' Holy Trinity: more tax cuts, less regulation, and more domestic energy exploration.

Pass the Kool-Aid, pardner.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bush; huffington; perennialopposition; texas; waco
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What's up with her? I'd say she has changed a bit.
1 posted on 08/16/2002 6:25:55 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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To: My Favorite Headache
The only thing missing was Janet Reno and her flamethrower.

Is this stupid fag hag saying what I think she's saying?

2 posted on 08/16/2002 6:29:52 PM PDT by denydenydeny
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To: My Favorite Headache
Damn. I used to like her, then semi-like. Now, it looks like she's a even-less-talented Molly Ivins. So long, kid.
3 posted on 08/16/2002 6:30:16 PM PDT by gcruse
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What's up with her? I'd say she has changed a bit.

I'm not that well versed on "female problems" but it would seem that she has had something stuck in some part of her body for some time.

The Washington Times stopped carrying her a long while ago.

It's probably not appropriate to throw stones, after all, any of us could be similarly afflicted.

4 posted on 08/16/2002 6:33:16 PM PDT by jackbill
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I believe so...she seems to have zoomed over to the left big time!
5 posted on 08/16/2002 6:34:23 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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To: jackbill
I guess this what happens when your best friend is Bill Maher
6 posted on 08/16/2002 6:34:46 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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To: My Favorite Headache
the cult members gathered in Waco, a hot, dusty town on the flat, featureless central Texas plain.

I object! It was about ten degrees cooler than it could been, it's not dusty here, and it's definitely not flat. We have molehills. Give me a minute and I'll come up with some features.

7 posted on 08/16/2002 6:35:41 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: My Favorite Headache
Some ghost is writing for her just like that other well-known "author", Hillary.

If this is the heavily-accented Ms. Huffington's syntax and style, I'll eat my baklava!

Leni

8 posted on 08/16/2002 6:36:51 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: My Favorite Headache
Why does the National Review have a socialist writer?
9 posted on 08/16/2002 6:39:06 PM PDT by Brett66
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Pass the Kool-Aid, Pardner? Arianna has some weird stuff in her Kool-Aid!
10 posted on 08/16/2002 6:42:32 PM PDT by abclily
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Damn. Her ex husband turning out to be a screaming pillow-biter must have messed her up worse than I thought. Old dude must have driven her right over the edge.

I remember the first time I saw her, she was on Reed Irvine's NET network. I think it imploded around the time he lost it in an interview about Paula Jones (if you saw Reed's meltdown that day, it was classic!). Maybe there was too much lead in the water at NET.
11 posted on 08/16/2002 6:43:59 PM PDT by Orangedog
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What the hell has happened to Ariana Huffington?

She won my admiration when she got down-and-dirty in the trenches on drugging school children and fired some very potent shots at the FDA and drug manufacturers.

But this is awful. Comparing Bush to Branch Dividians? All that's missing is Janet Reno and her flamethrowers? Is this a joke? Ariana. You have become very confused, girl. Time for vacation?

12 posted on 08/16/2002 6:47:32 PM PDT by GVnana
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What's up with her? I'd say she has changed a bit.

The first time I saw her she was in bed with Al Franken. This was in 1996 I think. She hasn't changed at all from my point of view.

a.cricket

13 posted on 08/16/2002 6:48:53 PM PDT by another cricket
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I agree, but Reed was fun to watch just for the fireworks.I think for a while Arianna had a regular show on NET about being a "communitarian"...it didn't last very long, just another one of her boutique aspirations.She's a dilletante.
14 posted on 08/16/2002 6:54:15 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: My Favorite Headache
Her husband left her for a man. Then, she starting schmoozing around with that idiot who wrote the Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot book.
15 posted on 08/16/2002 6:55:34 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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You know, I liked her better when she was on Green Acres.
16 posted on 08/16/2002 6:58:42 PM PDT by Lx
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NET had it's day in the sun, but it kinda fizzled. I remember seeing Gingrich's video lecture one night on NET. I should say "tried" to watch it. NET was carried on a really low power tv station that you couldn't pick up outside of downtown Columbus until after sunset, and even then you had to have a good antenna and a lot of foil.
17 posted on 08/16/2002 7:04:39 PM PDT by Orangedog
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To: Lx
LOL!!! "Oli-var!
18 posted on 08/16/2002 7:05:49 PM PDT by Orangedog
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Damn. Her ex husband turning out to be a screaming pillow-biter must have messed her up worse than I thought. Old dude must have driven her right over the edge.

For all we know, Arianna turned him against women.

Wasn't she in some kind of weird religious group when Michael Huffington was running for the senate.

I can't wait for her to start in on oil and gas companies. She lives off oil and gas money. Michael and his sister each got $400 million years ago and the parents are still living.

Adrianna's alimony and child support comes from oil and gas.

19 posted on 08/16/2002 7:11:17 PM PDT by lonestar
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To: Orangedog
I had it on satellite, and watched it bigtime for at least 3 yrs, from '94 to the end of '97.Novak had a terrific interview programme, and Weyrich would have a tirade from time to time which kept things fun.Plus, I also learned about geography, hearing towns like Stuart, Fl, Norcross, GA, Rancho Cucamonga, CA.And it was nice to see active DC conservatives like Mrs Schlafly get on the air as well.Lot's of fond memories from many hours of watching that network.
20 posted on 08/16/2002 7:12:18 PM PDT by habs4ever
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