[tomkow6]

The new bride, went crying to her mother. "Momma, I can't get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off."

"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for twenty-six years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's too old."

[Victoria Delsoul]

I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's too old.

OK, I'll remember that.