I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, THAT'S not going to happen.'
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Good question. Sam should know the answer to that, LOL. Right Sam?