[tomkow6]

Naaaa!

As you can tell, I've put on a few pounds since I got this burka (Can't say it "shrunk" in the wash, 'cause I've never washed it). Just toooooooooo tight to fit comfortably any more; plus, IT MAKES MY BUTT LOOK FAT!

[kneezles]

The only thing that makes your butt look fat is your FAT BUTT!

[kneezles]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple 
of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, 
it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here 
beers!!" 

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' 
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the 
bottles under the seat." 

"What fer?" asked Bubba. 

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl. 

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and 
each put a label on their forehead.When they reached the roadblock, the 
sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" 

... "No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."

[SAMWolf]

Well I think they look good on you.

[SAMWolf]

Well I think they look good on you.