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NEWS UPDATE: 
Terrorists Multiplying in the Southeast U.S. 

The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi 
would like to announce that they have made a 
disturbing discovery in their states. 
Apparently, a small number of terrorists have 
become romantically involved with the locals. 
The result was not pretty, and we now have the 
sad task of reporting a new sector of the human 
race: ISLAMABUBBAS. 

So far, only a smattering of actual births has 
been reported, and we are hard at work trying 
to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have 
identified the following: 

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba 
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It 
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba 
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba 
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat 
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl 
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa 
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat 

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have 
sprung from one couple: 
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy 
and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

A boss was determined not to hire an Irishman,
so he decided to set a test for Murphy, hoping
he wouldn't be able to answer the questions,
and he'd be able to refuse him the job without
getting into an argument.

"The first question is, without using any
numbers, represent the number 9".

So Murphy says, "Dat's dead easy" and proceeds
to draw three tree's.

The boss says, "What the hells that?"

Murphy says "Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine".

Fair enough, says the boss. "Second question,
same rules as before, but represent the number
99".

Murphy stares into space for a while, then
makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir"
he says.

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on
earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Murphy says "Each tree's dirty now! so it's
dirty tree, n' dirty tree n' dirty tree, dats
99".

The boss is getting worried he's going to
have to hire him, so he says "All right,
question three. Same rules again but represent
the number 100".

Murphy stares into space again, then he shouts
"Got it!" He makes a little mark at the base
of each tree, and says "There ya go sir 100".

The boss looks at Murphy's attempt and thinks,
Ha! got him this time. "Go on Murphy, you must
be mad if you think that represents a hundred".

Murphy leans forward and points to the marks
at the tree bases, and says, "A little doggy
comes along and craps by each tree, so now
you've got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree
an' a turd, an' dirty tree an' a turd, which
makes one hundred, when do I start me job?"