We have to kiss ole beer breath, but they don't want to kiss us because we SMOKE! Give me a break!
God, Guys, give us a break! YUK. Beer Breath. 
But the beer drinkers didn't think of THIS, did they!
We have to kiss ole beer breath, but they don't want to kiss us because we SMOKE! Give me a break!
God, Guys, give us a break! YUK. Beer Breath.
But the beer drinkers didn't think of THIS, did they!
but the ones who are really toxic,
and present company is here, of course, summarily excluded,
are the female nincompoops who bathe in their perfume,
then wonder why those around them are suddenly no longer around them !
by god, it's time for a serious tax on eau de toilette ! (or whatever)
think of all the little kids no longer traumatized by old aunt jane's endless lavender hugs !