What's your favorite disparaging nickname for Clinton?--VANITY

08/26/02 | me

[bigeasy_70118]

Just throwing it out there. I have found Klintoon to be particularly revolting over the past week, w/ his talk show and whatnot.

My favorite nickname for him is Klintoon. I wish I could figure how to do the backwards K on my computer for the full Soviet effect.

Feel free to take some shots at Hitlerly as well.

[Rainbow Rising]

I call him every name under the sun. My current favorites are Bubbafuoco and The Great Stainmaker (the latter is radio host Bob Grant's favorite name for him). I use most of the names already posted here, and a few that I couldn't possibly post. I find that the vilest, grossest insults and the most scandalous profanity don't even come close to expressing my contempt for him. I usually end up calling him "that miserable sonofab!tch." Of course, that's a vile insult to b!tches everywhere. My apologies.

My favorite "clever" name for him is The Wizard of Is. I wish I could claim to have coined it, but alas, I cannot. I read it somewhere after he gave that nauseating performance before the grand jury. If I could remember who wrote it, I'd credit him/her.

My favorite Freeper name for him is "Pile of Sh!t Between the Bushes." Sums him up perfectly!

I feel twice as much contempt for his lovely bride. I refuse to call her "Senator" Clinton. I usually call her "that b!tch", as well as Queen Hillary, the Hildebeast, the Dragon Lady, Lady Macbeth, Medusa, or the Evil One. And thanks to my fellow Freepers, I've picked up a few new names for her, such as Stovepipe Legs and Ole Crusty. It is impossible for me to express the depth of my disgust and contempt for these two. I refer to the pair of them as "The Grifters."

[TheMole]

For my $.02 worth, I liked Beelzebubba for a long time, but it's too gently ironic to express the level of contempt I want to communicate. Like DFU, when I first saw the epithet Sinkmaster I knew it was the best yet. For his partner in crime, I prefer the simple Shrillary, which never fails to irritate her adulators. The two of them and their poisoned legacy will be around for years. The Sinkmaster will pop up like a jack-in-the-box during crises and elections. Contrary to what some here think, the Grifters - the most appropriate name for the evil pair - will continue to work together. Neither can operate without the other.

[RichInOC]

Darn, nully, beat me to it!

Slick Willy
Wet Willy

And for the ever popular and beloved Hillary:

PIAPS
Hildebeest (first saw both on L.com and LMAO)
Bill's Lovely Wife Bruno (thank you, Bob Tyrrell)

...and then there's what Kathleen Gingrich said Newt called Hillary, but that's not so much a nickname as an concise and accurate description.

[greasepaint]

Slick Willie
g.
p.s. Whatever happened to the Blue Dress?

[Neanderthal]

Xlintong, because it references his sellout to the the Chinese.

[Las Vegas Dave]

No names for them, but a special wish to our loving couple, Mr. Willie & his Hildabeast Klintoon;

MAY YOU ROT IN HELL FOR ETERNITY, YOU BAST**DS! < /venom>

(Was I too strong?)

[governsleastgovernsbest]

For those not aware, they might be might be interested to learn that it was Paul Greenberg, conservative Jewish columnist for the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, who coined "Slick Willie" many years ago.

Shows that many people were on to Clinton early. Too bad the American people never figured it out till it was too late.

Otherwise, I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the name that Rush coined: "Der Schlickmeister". A nice variation on Slick Willie.

[aruanan]

The Angry Inch

[backhoe]

Little Big Fraud

Followed by a Trademark sign, to denote that I regard him as smaller than the original Great Fraud, FDR, or the Lesser Frauds, JFK & LBJ...

Also like

Hillarrhea!

Followed by a Copyright symbol... the exclamation point is an important addition to call attention to the cynical Evita!-like nature...

[AmericaUnited]

Without a doubt... SCUMBAG!

[NerdDad]

For the sinator from Chappaqua:
Comrade Carpetbag
She-devil of Arkanyork

[bankwalker]

I liked Beelzebubba for a long time, but

Beelzebubba is another name for Satan, so it gets my vote.

On another note, I always wondered why he wasn't referred to by his REAL name, BLYTHE, as Clinton was a name he took on as a stage name.

[RightOnline]

Fellatio Hornblower

[MadIvan]

Dr. Keyes' moniker for him, "The Prince of Lies" will always be among my favourites. Towards the end of his malignant reign, there was a whole article talking about how funny around the edges he was becoming and someone called him "Weird Bill", which is a nickname I still use. Otherwise, Lying Communist Pinko Subversive Perverted Traitor will do in a pinch. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[BigWaveBetty]

My new favorite from Wesley Pruden - Bonnie and Clod.

[bribriagain]

I'm kinda partial to "Pardon Monkey"

[Ole Okie]

Him: Sick Willie Clitoon.

Her: Hitlery

[1Old Pro]

I think "CLINTON" now has new meaning. Kinda like Clymer.