YOU'VE BEEN GRANTED PUBLIC POLICY POWERS: list your priorities to rid the nation of Clintonism

REFERENCE ALAMO GIRL'S DOWNSIDE LEGACY ^ | 8/28/02 | FR ACTION PROJECT

[schmelvin]

Wow! Lots of great ideas posted that I agree with. Here are some that I don't think have been mentioned yet:

1.) Prosecute all traitors for treason (like the Clintons, "Hanoi Jane", etc.).
2.) Only American citizens may vote and only if they own property, or are in the military (or have been honorably discharged from the military).
3.) Pull US troops out of all peacekeeping missions.
4.) No more foreign aid (petty tyrants will just have to find another way to fatten up their Swiss bank accounts).
5.) Tell China to stick its Most Favored Nation status and its cheap plastic junk up its whazzoo. Likewise, tell the Saudi Arabians to mix their oil with pig sh*t and drink it.
6.) Drill ANWAR. Tell the enviro-weenies that every time they b*tch about it, we'll offer free beer to any redneck who shoots a herd of caribou.
7.) Every high school in the US must offer a mandatory American History/American Constitution class taught by a FReeper in good standing. All elementary schools must offer a mandatory Gun Marksmanship/Gun Safety class taught by the NRA. Eliminate the NEA.
8.) Tell Universities they must institute a new quota system to achieve true diversity. When they're done cheering, tell them the new quotas require that 50% of college professors be Republicans (then insert earplugs to protect against hearing loss associated with high decibel liberal screeching).
7.) Newspapers may no longer post errors or retractions on page 34D. They must be printed on page 1 along with photo of errant (or deliberately deceitful) reporter in his underwear and a dunce cap (or wearing an American flag pin, whichever he finds more degrading).
8.) Every politician who sets up surveillance cameras in his city or state must agree to be filmed and broadcast live 24/7 on national TV.
9.) Take every unconstitutional law off the books. Special interest groups can whine, nonviolently protest, and attempt to influence legislation all they want, but it will be made very clear to them that no unconstitutional laws will ever be passed on their behalf.
10.) Prosecute Janet Reno, Lon Horuchi, etc. for murder.

[Liz]

Love #8....cannot imagine the degrading, debased porn we'd get to view. Remember Teddy in the boat, Condit? And Clinton, of course.

[Liz]

Did I ping you on this thread? If not, you're gonna love it.

[Ahban]

Your #99 reads like the platform of the Constitution Party.

[MissAmericanPie]

I didn't know there was a Constitution Party.

[Paulus Invictus]

!. Find a way to get the clintinoid jurists out of office. They are still making trouble for the nation, especially in Federal courts.

2. Investigate, try and convict the clininoid RATS still trashing the legal system. The two Klinoons and Mc Aulliffe head the list.

[Ahban]

http://www.constitutionparty.com

[MissAmericanPie]

Thanks for the link.

[d14truth]

1. Eliminate all Federal Cabinet level departments except for Treasury, Defense, and possibly 'State'.

2. The Legislative session shall run from Jan. 2 through Memorial Day. An extended session would run through the 4th of July. Salary stops after 5/6 months.

3. Illegal immigrants shall receive no benefits and/or services from the federal government. They will, when identified, be given 30 days to obtain legal status or be deported.

4. Repeal the 17th Amendment(as suggested)

5. All federal laws will 'sunset' 12 years after they become law. (Requiring the Congress to rethink and reauthorize both good and bad legislation.)

[Liz]

Gems, every single one of them.