YOU'VE BEEN GRANTED PUBLIC POLICY POWERS: list your priorities to rid the nation of Clintonism

REFERENCE ALAMO GIRL'S DOWNSIDE LEGACY ^ | 8/28/02 | FR ACTION PROJECT

[shaggy eel]

9. I would make it mandatory that Barney Frank stay out of those beauty salons.

,,, ha! Winner! Item number 5 shows you to be a true visionary. Well done! [- as they should be.]

[dyed_in_the_wool]

Bubba was impeached.

Fine. He was never tried criminally. He was also never held accountable for witness intimidation. (unless you consider that part of the 'obstruction of justice' count.)

[Paul Atreides]

11. I would offer some kitty-whipped Dim male enough money to marry Maureen Dowd and boink her brains out, so, maybe, she will shut the heck up!

12. I would have the porn industry make Eleanor Clift her own Bill Clinton Blow-up Doll, so maybe she would shut the heck up!

[weikel]

Okay weikel has been named supreme Emperor and overlord of the united states. My 1st act would be to burn all IRS records, computers, etc and fire the IRS agents. All revenue will henceforth come from a lottery, other legalized gambling, and if neccasary a small NRST.

In a major war additional taxes might be levied for the duration but thats it. All entitlement programs would then be ended. The military would be secretly ordered to shift from planning war against Iraq to war against Saudi Arabia. Gun control except for NBC weapons would be abolished( except in Imperial city, which will not be Washington DC, revolt I don't fear but assasination I do).

Knowingly false accusations will become a capital crime( along with lots of other stuff the Empire will have fewer laws and harsher punishments generally like the death penalty for car thieves). Of course the death penalty is commutted to a lifetime of exile to the Aleutian islands if there is a question of fact. Most public land will be sold off at auction to the highest bidder. Thats all the Emperor can think of now but he'll be back later.

[weikel]

I don't think the franchise is an issue given the hypothetical on this thread the only person who has a vote is you.

[Paul Atreides]

Well done! [- as they should be.]

Heh heh! Thanks.

Also, I would offer Bill and Hillary $5 million if the will participate in a biosphere project: just Bill and Hillary in a biosphere for two years and Bill gets an unlimited supply of pornography.......and only Hillary there for company.

[Liz]

The all-encompassing conservative "wish list."

Oh, Santa, please, put 'em under my tree come Christmas.

[shaggy eel]

,,, yeah, especially at this point in time I'd wish them on each other.

[Liz]

ROTFL. You are one diabolical dude.

[Liz]

I would mandate that Bwaney Frank get permanent laryngitis.

[Paul Atreides]

I cannot think of a more fitting punishment for each Clinton. Notice that every time they are "together", Chelsea is there, as well.

I forgot, I would make drop off the members of the National Organization of Women in a prison yard full of rapists.

[Consort]

Fire the hold-overs — do any of you remember the correct word used to describe the process of filling all government positions with cronies? It's been bugging me for a few days.

[Paul Atreides]

I would mandate that Bwaney Frank get permanent laryngitis.

I'm sure his neighbors would thank you for that. I bet he squeals more than Michael Jackson.

[anymouse]

#5a. Prosecute Hollywood limosine liberals and their radical enviro-nazis for RICO violations. Seaze their mansions, etc. and garnish their entertainment industry income, which would have a side effects of draining the financial resources from leftist agenda entertainment projects and well as draining one of the DNC's largest contributor bases.

Propose legistlation to cap liability lawsuits' total awarded damage and the percentage awarded to legal council to a maximum of 10% of the total awarded. And trebble damages awarded to the defendant, if the plantif's case brief is considered "without merrit" (i.e. frivolous) by 2 judges of a 3 judge screening panel.

Disband the NEA, DoE and DoEd.

Mandate an annual reduction of 10% of civil service head count each year, starting with upper management working down. If the management to subordinant ratio is less than one manager to 10 employees, then the excess managers are first on the cut list.

All new hire civil servants must have completed at least 90 days (would prefer to say 2 years) of documented volunteer community service before the are elegible to be hired. (I would also like to mandate that they have had at least one private sector job prior to becoming a government employee, but that is unlikely to fly.) The key reason for this requirement is that they will have had at least some training in what serving the public really means before they are granted civil service (job for life) status.

[Liz]

Remove rapists' "organs of offense?"

Gawd, Clinton'd be left with nuttin'......a walking skeleton......everything about him is offensive...

[Liz]

.....every time (the Clintons) are "together", Chelsea is there, as well.......

Wait a sec....that's too sick..... even for this no-holds-barred thread......

[shaggy eel]

Notice that every time they are "together", Chelsea is there, as well.

,,, the lies never stop. The publicist must be an idiot. Throw an intern into the "togetherness" shots and make a real statement.

[Paul Atreides]

No, no! I meant that she is always separating the two. Just like the time after the impeachment. You just know they have a seething hatred of each other.

[Paul Atreides]

Remember how they wanted to keep her out of the media, yet, they use her to perpetuate the lie that they are a happy couple.

[Samizdat]

Dig up Vince and see about that neck wound. Then prosecute the clintons for his murder.