[genefromjersey]

Dear Aptly Named:

The Prophet ( May his Name be Praised ! ),
Would scream, and rant, and roar
To hear that you have thirteen wives:
A man can have but four !!

So send eleven of those sluts
Some " AK - Valentines"-
If four wives ain't enough for you
Just take come Concubines !!

[BeAllYouCanBe]

Mullah,

"A man can have but four !!"

Thank you so much for the blessed advice -- all praise to him. I will give up the three wives that have the very long nasal hair and the one #4 that cannot contain her gas after eating goat.(I cannot remember the names right now.)

Also, the wife #8 who must wear a burka even inside the tent would be a great candidate to go since I only allowed her to show her face on our wedding night, and never again, because I don't want to scare the children. He is so merciful and wise!!

[BeAllYouCanBe]

Mullah,

I'm now down to 2 wives and the mine field next to the village has been cleared!(My wives volunteered and now are in heaven, praise be, all praise!) How merciful he is!

Now it is pressing on me American or Canadian for next wife?

Urgently need advice. Al-Achmed

[gcruse]

Dear  Mullah,

I am at the end of my wit.  I live in the
United Satanic States and have yearned
mightily to return to the land of Allah, His
Loins be Sprung, but have been waiting
to sell my Yurt King franchise.

Anyway, my problem is this.  My wife,
Satrap, is from Pakistan.  Her family has
much money in her home country and
high social status there, which is what
enabled her to come to America (ptui!)
in the first place.  Mullah, this woman
refuses to clean the toilets, wash my
clothes, cook my meals and clean my
house.  She says she had servants to
do this at home, and she refuses to
lower herself to such indignity
just because she is in another country.

I do not know what to do, Mullah.
Should I bash her to death with
a three-iron or a mashy?
 

[Cleburne]

"Five is right out!"