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I dunno...here's my choice:

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of ChapStick.

The clerk asks..."will that be cash, check or charge?"

To which the duck replies,

"Just put it on my bill."

Close:

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck are staying at a fancy hotel.
They enjoy an excellent dinner, several rounds of drinks, dancing and music. They gaze at the stars from the rooftop bar, and decide to retire to their room. A few minutes later they realize that they have forgotten an important item.
Donald gets dressed and goes to the concerge. He discretely whispers "Do you have any condoms?"

The concerge quietly replys "Certainly sir, "Would you prefer cash, or just give me your room number I can put it on your bill."

Donald shouts: "What do you think I am? A PERVERT????"

103 words ;^)

[Go Gordon]

Mickey mouse files for divorce. In court, Mini contests the grounds for the divorce. The judge turns to Mickey and says: "Mr. Mouse, you really aren't entitled to a divorce in the state of Florida because your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied: "Crazy? I never said she was crazy. I said she was f---ing Goofy!"