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America itelf to blame for Maryland shooter (Vomitus Eruptus Alert)
The Guardian? ^ | David Carr

Posted on 10/06/2002 7:59:24 AM PDT by JURB

"The Angel of Death is stalking the streets and leafy suburbs of Maryland in the form of an unknown and, thus far, unseen sniper who has seemingly murdered up to six people in cold blood and for no apparent motive.

The fear of sudden death hangs like a shroud over the entire State under which its hapless and anxious citizens scurry from cover to cover lest they be the sniper's next victim. This is the real America; rheumy-eyed, mistrustful and dangerous. A place where any passing stranger could be a stone-cold killer and where a violent and bloody death waits just around the next turning for it's vulnerable and haunted citizens.

While the police search frantically to find the elusive marksman before he claims his next victim, maybe they should pause to consider whether they will ever really bring the guilty party to justice. For, regardless of who's finger is actually pulling the trigger, the real culprit here is America itself.

Despite the increasingly horrific death toll, this is a nation which still clings rabidly to the absurd and outdated notion of allowing private citizens to own firearms. The simple fact that guns kill people is so banal in its obvious truth that it should not need restating anywhere; except that is, among the Republicans and their gun- lobby puppet-masters who will baulk at the merest suggestion of sensible regulation lest it blow a big hole in their profits. In the meantime, we Europeans can only scratch our bemused and wiser heads and wonder how many more painful lessons will have to be endured before America's red-necked boys get their toys taken away from them.

But the gun-toting culture is only partially to blame because, in order to be truly lethal, it has to be combined with a reckless, inhuman cowboy capitalism with its injunction to the devil to take the hindmost and let the weak and frail die where they fall. In the land where the Dollar is King, the citizens are merely dispensable serfs providing nothing more than an opportunity cost to be measured on the bottom line against a cardboard cut-out target and a magazine full of dum-dum rounds. In America, breakfast is cheap but so is life.

For us on the safe side of the Atlantic, we can but give thanks for a more progressive political leadership that recognises these squalid dangers and defends us against their encroachment. Not so the average American who is left to twist in the pitiless wind while their elected officials busy themselves with the more lucrative task of propping up their nations corporate interests. When democracy can be trumped by chicanery, as in the Florida elections re-count, good faith lies bleeding. When you witness your own government flaunt the will of the international community, as expressed by Kyoto and the International Criminal Court, is it any wonder your dashed hopes and routed expectations may express themselves as murderous fury? If you hold democratic institutions up to contempt it is but a short step to holding life itself in contempt.

Pray that the Maryland police find this trigger-man quickly and let their be no more tragic victims. But pray also that the bereaved seek true justice by demanding that the murders of their loved ones be added to ever-growing list of crimes that must be laid at the door of George W. Bush"


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
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Okay, this didn't come from the Guardian, in fact it is a parody I found here. Expect to see an article there in this vein in a few days.
1 posted on 10/06/2002 7:59:25 AM PDT by JURB
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Amazing how a British Paper can ignore the UK's own soaring crime and murder statistics when it allows them to distort facts to advance their anti-freedom agenda.
2 posted on 10/06/2002 8:10:32 AM PDT by Free the USA
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We need to find this person fast so we can address his real needs, perhaps he has poor nutrition or lost his medical insurance. Tell him that we feel his pain.
3 posted on 10/06/2002 8:12:55 AM PDT by palmer
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"Okay, this didn't come from the Guardian, in fact it is a parody I found ....."

Okay, this isn't really a BARF, just a parody of one I found...

5 posted on 10/06/2002 8:18:00 AM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy
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Well it isn't really a parody. A parody would have to exaggerate some property of the real thing for humorous or ironic effect, and this really does not exaggerate the language or tone or 'logic' that appears in the Guardian each day. This really is what the Guardian reads like.
6 posted on 10/06/2002 8:18:07 AM PDT by redbaiter
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To: JURB
We are at war, a terror war. There is no denying that. Regarding incidents such as this random sniping, they must be viewed as likely terrorist acts first, and any other theory distant second, third etc.

To moan and groan in the line of anti-gun victimology PC claptrap is not just only silly liberal dementia in these days of war, it is reckless and deadly idle carelessness.

For safety, we must assume it is a terrorist act, and only when solid info indicates otherwise should we give up the presumption that it was a terrorist act.

7 posted on 10/06/2002 8:23:27 AM PDT by bvw
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Elitist propaganda..as the euro trash elite have their own armed guards and care little for the unter menchen ...
The little people are amusing fish to feed the predators...in the end the hope is (imo) for the people to demand that govt. protect them and they will trade all their freedoms for protection...and a slurp or two at the govt tete.
8 posted on 10/06/2002 8:28:02 AM PDT by joesnuffy
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9 posted on 10/06/2002 8:31:49 AM PDT by William McKinley
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"...of allowing private citizens to own firearms."

It wouldn't matter, for it's not what government allows, but what the Constitution prohibits infringement upon. And since it it a God-given right, it can never be rescinded by Man.

10 posted on 10/06/2002 8:32:03 AM PDT by onedoug
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OKay, since it didn't come from the Guardian, and is ony a parody, let me respond to it and anyone who would think this way anyway ...

MOLON LABE!

Despite the increasingly horrific death toll, this is a nation which still clings rabidly to the absurd and outdated notion of allowing private citizens to own firearms.

So, since governments with guns have killed far more people than citizens with guns ... should we then outlaw governments?

The founders of this country tried to come close to just that when they made the people themselves the government and then recognized that those peop[le must be armed to keep the government in check.

That's what all of these arguements are really about. Who will govern, and who will have the absolute power to govern. Those who have the guns really govern and the libs/socialists/marxists/gloabalists want that pwoer exclusively for themselves so they cna have absolute control.

All of these outher arguements are simply fluff to cover that one point.


11 posted on 10/06/2002 8:48:18 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To david carr of London.... you tend to your countrys problems and we'll tend to ours.
12 posted on 10/06/2002 8:52:14 AM PDT by earonthief
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Well it isn't really a parody. A parody would have to exaggerate some property of the real thing for humorous or ironic effect, and this really does not exaggerate the language or tone or 'logic' that appears in the Guardian each day.

Call it an exercise in speaking and thinking Guardianese. Remember that guy who painted his face in order to experience what it was like to be black? It is, in fact a parody of clear and level-headed thinking; but par for the course when it comes to the Guardian-style weltanschauung.

13 posted on 10/06/2002 8:54:02 AM PDT by JURB
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When the Guardian prints something like that we can show them something like this.
From CNN

MANCHESTER, England -- A public inquiry has opened in Britain to look into the deaths of 466 hospital patients linked to mass murderer Doctor Harold Shipman.

The once respected family doctor, dubbed "Doctor Death" by the British media, was convicted in January last year of murdering 15 elderly female patients.

Prosecutors say he may have killed hundreds more during his 24 years as a general practitioner in Hyde near the northern city of Manchester


14 posted on 10/06/2002 9:45:20 AM PDT by syriacus
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To: JURB
I guess not everybody caught that this was a parody
and I guess some folks fired away before they read
your post.

This was a very funny article. He captured the Guardian
though process and writing style perfectly. I loved the
way the guy just piled on the metaphors, the whole riff
about Where the Dollar is King was worthy of Mark Steyn.

Thanks to this article, I will never forget that
"In America, breakfast is cheap but so is life."

LOL
15 posted on 10/06/2002 10:03:28 AM PDT by Maximum Leader
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Was this article written by an inmate from a British mental hospital? It is completely divorced from reality!
16 posted on 10/06/2002 10:06:01 AM PDT by Gritty
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To: JURB
I did hear my first call for gun control on MSNBC this morning. But even the hostess wasn't very enthusiastic about it.
17 posted on 10/06/2002 11:44:23 AM PDT by Jabba the Nutt
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To: JURB
this is a nation which still clings rabidly to the absurd and outdated notion of allowing private citizens to own firearms

This issue was settled by Washington at Yorktown.

The Brits didn't like it then, and they don't like it now. But "them liking it" really isn't a requirement.

18 posted on 10/06/2002 11:46:39 AM PDT by Mulder
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To: *bang_list
bang
19 posted on 10/06/2002 11:47:07 AM PDT by Mulder
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To: JURB
While this Eurofag deserves to be left to his unarmed status (and one can only hope that he reaps the "benefits" of it on some dark night in London), there's an issue here that gun owners need to deal with.

As long as we continue to have these shootings, we're going to be in a continual defensive propaganda war. Thus far, all I hear from anyone - and not just on this forum - is suggested defensive arguments and tactics. It particularly doesn't help our position to argue that this is "a price we pay for freedom". The friends and relatives of the murder victims in this latest disaster are hardly going to be in a state of mind where they're going to be ready to "pay" such a "price".

Somehow - and I don't have any ready answers for this - we've got to be able to root out these maniacs before they can start their depradations. This latest situation is particularly problematic, since while arming the general population is a good solution to most armed attacks, it is not really an effective defense against a determined sniper. We're just lucky that we haven't seen more "rooftop sniper" mass killings.

In most cases, the perp has given someone, somewhere, advance warnings of his intentions. Perhaps the pro-gun organizations need to band together and start offering huge rewards - in the millions of dollars - for "information leading to the apprehension", etc.

Most people like myself, who are Second Amendment absolutists, are not comfortable with anything which fosters a turn-in-your-neighbor, police state mentality. But the unresolved conflict between that attitude on our part and our inability to answer those whose friends and relatives have died in these shootings represents a major public relations problem for us. I personally think it is the most significant problem confronting the "Firearms Rights Community" (Hmm... now *there's* a phrase to make liberals choke...).

20 posted on 10/06/2002 1:23:58 PM PDT by fire_eye
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