I Got Helen Thomas to Hang Up on Me

DFU phone call to the troll | 10-11-02 | Doug from Upland

[onedoug]

Well done. Journalistic integrity, you know....

[doug from upland]

I don't understand.

[austingirl]

You were very fair and a gentleman - I don't know that I could be civil to the bitch.

[Paul Atreides]

Helen Thomas is to the designation, "brilliant journalist" what Hillary is to the designation, "smartest woman in the world."

[Freemyland]

I'm sorry. When Hugh Hewitt plays a Helen Thomas clip, he prefaces it by playing a clip from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation", where Clark Griswald's half-crazy, doddering, Helen Thomas-like aunt asks "Clark, is Rusty still in the Navy."

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Very coooool.

[Quix]

WHAT A FINE TROOPER OF A THING TO HAVE DONE!

THANKS TONS. CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCH CLEVERNESS AND PERSISTENCE.

MAY YOU HAVE A LONG STANDING OVATION. CHEERS CHEERS. CHEEERS!

Perhaps her sandwich didn't digest so well after that.

[river rat]

Doug,
Don't badger the ignorant bitch...

Having here THERE, asking HER questions, SHOWING her ass for the Clinton winky licking whore that she is - is GOOD.

I look foward to her on TV.
She does a fine job of showing the hate mongering frightened left core constituency - she is educational, and serves the conservative cause...

Semper Fi

[Greybird]

You rank right up there with Ann Coulter

And that's supposed to be a compliment? Thomas is what Coulter (switching the polarity of politics, o'course) will look, crab, and crank like in 40 years.

At least, here, we were spared another insufferable parody song.

[eureka!]

Great job doug. Way to do it too, with facts. Now, you should follow up this call with an e-mail of this thread. Let her know what FreeRepublic thinks of her dishonest, anti-American, Clinton Sink worshipping, pro-Palestine terror bent....

[Henchster]

doug from upland - new nickname: Popeye the Sailor Man...

..for knocking out Helen Thomas, a.k.a.

The Sea Hag, with one Juanita Broaddrick punch!

BUMP!

[vetvetdoug]

Yes, that was a compliment. I like what Coulter has to say now and I suspect I will in 20-40 years if we live that long. DFU writes parodies, some are good and some aren't so good (Lennon and McCartney didn't write hits everytime either)but at least he keeps on and holds his head up. By the way, your profile page reads like a Ted Kennedy treatise.

[ottersnot]

She probably had to dodder on down to the bridge over the creek. The Billy Goats will be coming along pretty soon and she'll want to be ready for them.

lmao. Toooo funny.

[MinuteGal]

You have a very interesting profile page.

Leni

[chaosagent]

I don't know about that. I seemed to remember what Helen Thomas looked like 30-40 years ago and she wasn't even in the same species as Ann Coulter.

I think Ann is still going to look great in 40 years.

[nutmeg]

I guess this could be considered a phone FReep, right?

Very definitely a phone FReep! Way ta go, Doug! (Call her again sometime! HeHe)

[Dane]

Good for you Doug.

Helen does not like being asked pertinent questions.

Just like her best friend who also lives in the "mansion" of straw, Hillary.

[doug from upland]

Got it. I know virtually every line from VACATION, probably having fallen to sleep with it playing about 200 times, but I've only seen CHRISTMAS VACATION twice.

[doug from upland]

A verbal sucker punch, huh? I don't know why you found it necessary, but it made you look like a major league Clymer.

I guess I will have to bring this one up from the archives. NOTE: I am sorry that I force your computer to lock onto my songs, to go to the MIDI site, to click on the correct song, to bring up your player, and begin playing the music while my lyrics are on the screen. I think Norton has a problem to solve that so it doesn't happen to you. Then, you need not make yourself look like a Clymer who throws verbal sucker punches at other FReepers.

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

She's more than 50 years past her prime…I can't believe she's still breathing
She'll really cause you to lose your lunch…when I hear her I start seething

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

She has a dress that she wished was stained while Sinkmaster was there playing
She towed the line and was on her knees…no unkind word was she saying

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear

It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear

Reporters wait, and when Rummy's through, the old bat starts her inquiry
She's never seeming to make much sense…and everyone's growing weary

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago

Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago