Mark Steyn: Saddam's favorite themes

Chicago Sun-Times ^ | 10/13/2002 | Mark Steyn

[Pokey78]

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''Party officials have chosen the Whitney Houston song 'I Will Always Love You' as the campaign theme tune. The song accompanies the dawn-to-dusk election broadcasts on the three state-controlled television stations, which feature almost continuous footage of Saddam.''

Okay, he went to far this time. Making people listen to Whitney is just too cruel. Let the bombing begin.

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[LisaFab]

Another Steyn beauty. Thanks Pokey.

[Pokey78]

You can & you are.

[facedown]

They have to write their names on the ballot, and in case they're tempted to put ''John al-Smith'' or ''Jane bin Doe,'' they have to fill them out in the presence of ''officials.''

Mark Hadiq Steyn.

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[1john2 3and4]

"iraqin' around the christmas tree"
LOL

[Dog Gone]

"Guns Don't Kill People. Saddam Kills People"

Sunday morning coffee spray!

[Amelia]

One of those perfect Steyn articles where it's hard to find a FAVORITE line! But I really liked this one:

Anyway, I found Belafonte's slave comments so outrageous that I decided to throw out all my Belafonte CDs. Then I discovered I didn't have any.

I don't even have any Belafonte LPs...

[nicmarlo]

So the guy's out there on the stump pressing the flesh. I mean, as opposed to the flesh he presses with the hot pokers down in the basement. . .

We should send Blahblah Streisand, the singer, Alec Baldwin, the actor, Algore, the inventor, and David Bonior and Jim McDermott, the politicians, to Iraq. These masterminds could drum up the "help" Saddam needs to retain power and get the respect he "deserves."

[thedugal]

Gotta love Steyn

[maica]

From the link you posted:
Steyn can rest his case on the subject of media bias without whining and without tedium. Obviously, he has plenty of access to the sentient public.

We are part of the "sentient public" here on FR. I have been saying since 7 November 2000, that President Bush won the majority of votes of sentient Americans.

[MeekOneGOP]

Mark Steyn: Saddam's favorite themes

Excerpt:

Or what about ''Livin' La Vida Loca''? Or ''Macho Man'' (given Saddam's Village People mustache)? Or--here's one for our Kurdish listeners--''Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.'' Or ''Iraqin' Around the Christmas Tree.'' Or . . .

But, around this point, you can't help wondering, ''Why exactly does Saddam Hussein need a campaign song?'' According to the Times, at his last presidential election seven years ago, the old butcher got 99.89 percent of the votes. As the 0.11 percent foolish enough to write in Pat Buchanan have since been killed, you'd have thought Saddam would do even better this time. But who knows? Perhaps there's a Zogby poll with him plummeting to 99.83 percent. Perhaps Dick Morris has some internal numbers showing Iraqi soccer moms want more spending on education and less on anthrax.

So the guy's out there on the stump pressing the flesh. I mean, as opposed to the flesh he presses with the hot pokers down in the basement. His managers have come up with a snappy campaign slogan: ''Yes, Yes To Our Beloved Leader, Saddam Hussein.'' The agency had toyed with ''Four More Decades,'' ''I'm Pro-Saddam And I Vote,'' ''Guns Don't Kill People. Saddam Kills People,'' ''It's Mourning Again In Halabja,'' ''Ask Yourself Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Centuries Ago?'' and ''It's The Dictatorship, Stupid!''

I have to confess to a sneaking admiration for the old mass murderer. What's happening on Tuesday wouldn't pass the smell test in any functioning polity, even New Jersey. Voters will find one question on the ballot--''Do you agree that Saddam Hussein should remain president?"--and will have to tick either "Yes" or "No." They have to write their names on the ballot, and in case they're tempted to put ''John al-Smith'' or ''Jane bin Doe,'' they have to fill them out in the presence of ''officials.'' It's not the kind of election you really need a campaign song for.

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[EternalVigilance]

So Saddam figures, ''OK, so we can't have secret ballots and a choice of candidates, but that's no reason not to have Great Satan-style theme songs." In adopting Whitney Houston, he's neatly distilled the illusion of what the left calls ''multilateralism.'' If by ''multilateralism'' you meant persuading a significant number of the world's democracies to support you, then Bush has already done that--he's got Britain, Australia, Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, Turkey, etc., etc., in his corner. But that's not enough for Barbra, Harry, Ted Kennedy and the Democratic leadership. They've contracted out their position on Iraq to the United Nations: We can only do anything through the UN, so we can only do whatever the UN wants to do. The Church of England's bishops argue that this is the ''moral'' position: a ''just war'' is a war the UN approves.

Well, if you happen to dig the UN, fine. Each to his own. What's absurd is the notion that it provides any kind of ''moral authority.'' The UN represents a dilution of moral authority, in which the voices of the 84 free nations in the world are merged with the remaining 107. Many of those 107 are, like Iraq, not nations in any meaningful sense but simply the personal expression of one man's will. Nevertheless, the Iraqi ambassador to the United Nations, like the Danish ambassador to the United Nations, is a guy in a well-tailored suit who lives in New York and gets chauffeured to work each day. And that's what matters: the suit, not the thug inside it; the veneer, not the reality. The world observes the polite fiction that the Syrian "foreign minister" is a functioning cabinet secretary in the way that the New Zealand foreign minister is. There may be a crude geopolitical necessity in this, but there is certainly no moral component.

As usual, Steyn's humor is razor sharp.

But putting joking aside, the two paragraphs above are a near-perfect summation of the current state of left-wing politics in America, globally and of the U.N.--a window on the big picture state of world affairs in October 2002.

Anyone who thinks the UN represents any kind of moral authority is delusional....even if you're an Anglican Bishop.

This is the best and most insightful line in the whole piece:

The UN represents a dilution of moral authority..

EV

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks. From your link. LOL !....

Steyn follows up this vital question and answer immediately, engagingly, deftly. "How do you do that? Tricky, but this we can say for certain: you'll never be able to manage it with the present crowd--Saddam, the Ayatollahs, the House of Saud, Boy Assad, Mubarak, Yasser."

Just this short list--a list, mind you--is proof of Steyn's invigorating wit, but if any more is needed, consider: "Conservative'' has been carelessly appropriated by the media to mean no more than the side you're not meant to like. Attorney General John Ashcroft is a hardline conservative, but so, according to the press, is the Taliban and half the Chinese politburo and the crankier ayatollahs."

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!

[Imal]

Ouch! Reading about Saddam's campaign gave me a painful flashback to Clinton's "ownership" of the 1996 US Presidential Elections. Saddam is obviously taking cues from "The Master" (talk about the "Great Satan"!).

[joesnuffy]

Does Whitney sing in Iraqeese?