Saddam Strikes First - Iraqi Sub Prowling Lake Michigan

Weekly World News ^ | 10/14/02 | N/A

[Incorrigible]

On new stands now!

[Incorrigible]

Now we know the real story of the Edmund Fitzgerald!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

LOL I wonder if it will come to a stop as it hits a ton of white vans.

[#3Fan]

Wow. It must have mighty power engines to climb Niagara Falls.

[js1138]

Is that James Carvile in the lower corner?

;^)

[strela]

Now we know what a camel and a submarine in Saddam's Navy have in common; they're both full of Iraqi seamen.

[Catspaw]

Saddam had better not mess with the whitefish. I need a fish boil at least twice a year.

[Cicero]

HILLARY HAS AFFAIR WITH SPACE ALIEN

BILL SAYS: "I THOUGHT SHE WAS A LESBIAN!"

[section9]

Yes. You couldn't tell?

Switched at birth, baby! Switched at birth.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

RECENTLY UNCLASSIFIED SPY CAM PHOTOS

Saddam and Bin Loon Laden's Navy

[el_chupacabra]

Now we know the real story of the Edmund Fitzgerald!

Not trying to nitpick, but the Fitz went down in Lake Superior. The only logical conclusion is that the Iraqi navy has expanded operations to at least two of the great lakes.

[mad_as_he$$]

Interesting. As I recall Lake Michigan is about 150 feet deep. I believe that picture is of a Russian Kilo. That would need about 300 feet of water to operate in since the keel is about 32 feet down. Not much room for error. They should of used a picture of a Japanese Min-sub from WW2. It could do the Lake easily.

[Mr. Silverback]

Now we know the real story of the Edmund Fitzgerald!

Think Gordon lightfoot will change the lyrics?

When I was a kid i wanted to write a spy novel about a scuba diver who uncovers a sunken Soviet sub at the bottom of Michigan or Huron. Geography ruins some really cool ideas...

[laker_dad]

Don't worry, the Indian fish nets near Muskegon will snag 'em!

[WaveThatFlag]

More cutting edge news from this source:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/suspects/osama.html

[traditionalist]

Nah, it came in through the St. Lawrence Seaway. It used a cloaking device, which Saddam received by using his secret time machine to bring the technology back from the future, to avoid detection in areas where the water was too shallow for it to submerge.

[Catspaw]

Um, not 150 feet. Average depth is 279 feet, and hits a depth of 925 feet.

http://www.lakemichiganangler.com/info/info.htm

[Mr. Silverback]

That fat guy photo looks less like Osama than I do. Wait, you can't see me . Frickin' Internet...It looks less like Osama than Cameron Diaz does.

[Mr. Silverback]

For shame! How can you make jokes when our poor brave bat boy is missing in action! After all, he joined the USMC a few months back...

Actually, if bat boy was real he'd have a stabbing pain in his back from you comparing him to Carville.

[EllaMinnow]

What's Bat Boy up to these days? Didn't he enlist last year?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wheeeeeeeeew they have a special swim suit edition. Probably Roseann Barr,Hillary,Oprah, Sally Jesse Raphael, and a special pin up centerfold of jerry Springer.