[AmericaUnited]

Non-Iraqis "cannot understand how a people, all of them, can vote unanimously for their leader

Sure we do. We understand that no one wants a bullet in the head because they voted "NO".

[DonQ]

Darn. I had bet money on that election.

Well, I should have seen this coming when Saddam hired Kathrine Harris to count the votes.

[ApesForEvolution]

Gee, I wonder what happens to the .04% that didn't vote for Insane?

Nice how they injected the Vietnam part.

Salami, sleep well in your Viagra-tent. The end is near. We shall find you, and we shall dispatch you to the next round of your hell.

[bootless]

Non-Iraqis "cannot understand how a people, all of them, can vote unanimously for their leader," said Ibrahim, vice chairman of the Revolution Command Council.

Umm, how about threat of death?

You can have any color phone you want ... as long as it's black.

What a sick joke.

[goldstategop]

Voting with one's blood - now there's a method for showing undying love to The President For Life - and what could be more "democratic" indeed. Tony Soprano would have approved.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The actual final tally was 11.5 million votes for Saddam and 1 for Buchanan. (The ballot was a little confusing.)