Packers FB Denies Defecation Charge

AP via Netscape News ^ | October 29, 2002

[weegee]

At least he didn't use a food cart in first class on an airline like Gerald Finneran.

[weegee]

He was charged with burglary but if what they claim is true, the only thing that he "took" was a dump.

[weegee]

The DNA tester said, "You don't pay me enough for that."

[Ole Okie]

He sounds like a cereal criminal to me.

A cereal criminal?

Sounds very series.

[weegee]

It wasn't what she thought it was, it was a Baby Ruth bar.

He thought that it would be a nice gesture to surprise this woman with some candy.

If only the evidence hadn't been destroyed, testing would have proven him to be... well not really innocent, just a little more sanitary though...

[Catspaw]

Najeh Davenport #44
Position: Running Back
College: Miami (Fla.)
NFL Exp: Rookie
Packers Exp: Rookie
Ht: 6' 1"
Wt: 247 lbs.
Born: 02/08/1979
Aquired: Draft 2002 (4)
Status: Active Roster

Complete Bio (PDF)

 
At A Glance

• A highly-recruited tailback coming out of high school, at Miami initially split time with future high NFL draft picks Edgerrin James, James Jackson and Clinton Portis before moving to fullback on a permanent basis for the last year-and-a-half of his collegiate career
• Was a captain on Miami's 12-0, national championship team in 2001, though he missed the title game after breaking a bone in his foot during Rose Bowl preparations
• A sprinter on the Miami track squad for four years, was a member of the Hurricanes' 1999 Big East champion 4x100-meter relay team
• Worked as a paralegal assistant and sold cutlery during the summer months while in college, winning an award as salesperson of the year in the latter job
• Joins TE Bubba Franks (2000 first round) as the only two players drafted by Green Bay out of Miami (Fla.) over the past 36 years.

[savedbygrace]

``Najeh wants to put this behind him like he does linebackers in the NFL,'' Sharpstein said.

Behind him? He wants to put this behind him? Bwahahahahaha.

</JUVENILE TOILET HUMOR>

[weegee]

How many yard penalty do they give for this?

[weegee]

He probably ate too much cheese.

[Mad Dawgg]

Man this would make a great C.S.I. episode!

[strela]

A highly-recruited tailback ...

(choke, snort, giggle)

[weegee]

Maybe he'll wind up with this guy as his cellmate...

Court told of sex with traffic cone

[Enterprise]

There have been cases where burglars broke into someone's home and defecated before they left. They get some sort of sexual charge out of it. I bet we haven't heard the last of this particular individual. If the story is true, then he is disturbed, and he will be having lots of happy future encounters with the police.

[Leroy S. Mort]

in related news:

Who Cut the Cheese (Head)?

The Green Bay Packers today released Mr. Hankie, who had been given a provisional contract pending the outcome of fullback Najeh Davenport's trial.

"Hankie had extensive bowl experience, but, to be frank, we were uncomfortable having him hang around. Who knows..he may float back up for the post season but for now, he's wiped from the squad." said Coach Mike Sherman.

Hankie appeared flushed when told of his imminent release. "I'll miss all those trots on the field but most of all I'll miss the runs" he managed to squeeze out.

[UnBlinkingEye]

Worked as a paralegal assistant and sold cutlery during the summer months while in college, winning an award as salesperson of the year in the latter job

Interesting. I wonder how many of the people that bought cutlery also contributed funds to Miami sports?

[flying Elvis]

Yup, the fiber evidence always gives the cereal criminals away. ;)

[Ole Okie]

Yup, the fiber evidence always gives the cereal criminals away. ;)

ROFLMAO!!!

[flying Elvis]

Get rid of King Roy next week so I can move back home!

[damncat]

He's a great change of pace from Green, but is used ineffectively so far. Given that running backs average career is only four years, he may one day be starting behind the aging Farve. In about ten years (-:

[damncat]

CUT IT OUT!