[Revolting cat!]

As you get older gramps, things appear to go slower than usual. Why, for the rest of us, FR access has been as fast as always. Swear it's true!

[Grampa Dave]

Must be that stuff that makes you think that Free Republic is as fast as ever. You need to watch that stuff and not inhale it so much.

A whole lot of people are agreeing with me that FR is like watching snails move in maple syrup with super glue mixed in to really slow them down.