Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin

Arutz 7 (IsraelNationalNews.com) ^ | 10/31/2002 | -

[eclectic]

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them, wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from entering heaven for eternity.

[eclectic]

Hm-m...

[Ardence]

They also did this on one of the Southeast areas. When there were terrorist attacks there, the people just put a pig (cooked or alive, i forget) over the grave of the terrorists and then the terrorist attacks stopped.

[timestax]

Good idea!

[dfwgator]

Dear God please let this story be true.

[dc-zoo]

A Freeper's dream come true. Let's hope this becomes a trend.

[Mr. Mojo]

The Russians aren't deterred by PC bullsh/t and other "sensitivity" issues. They do what they have to do, and to hell with anyone who finds it offensive. If the Gitmo prisoners are found guilty (which they almost certainly all are), they should get the same pig-burial treatment. Of course the ACLU, American Muslim organizations, and bleeding-heart leftists nation-wide would be out of their minds with anger, but the defense of America is a helluva lot more important than the "feelings" of these emotional wrecks.

[dennisw]

Hope this is true. Their pig prophet and pig god deserves no less.

[Godel]

Russia has a flat tax and they have the balls to actually fight terrorists and punish them beyond the grave. What a great country.

[Mike Darancette]

Of course the ACLU, American Muslim organizations, and bleeding-heart leftists nation-wide would be out of their minds with anger..

If this were a grass roots effort who would know....

[dfwgator]

Those would sure be awfully big footballs.

[eclectic]

We know for a fact that Russians shot barayev in genitals and placed a bottle of brandy in his dead hand (there is a photo of this). I see no reason to doubt they would do the pigsking burial - it is decided, terrorists' bodies would't be handed to the relatives, the Russian security service will do the burial

[bjcintennessee]

Back five or so months ago, I continuously advocated this type of action concerning the homicide bombers in Israel. I had read somewhere that when Barak(?) was Prime Minister he threatened to do this and the terrorism slowed somewhat as a result of his threat.

When the sniper Mohammed is put to death, we should publicize that individual citizens will drench his grave with bacon fat as a warning to any future jihadists in the US!

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

HEY that was my IDEA!

[Dec31,1999]

Now here are some folks who know how to put a stop to this nonsense!

[Dec31,1999]

Are there any enterpreneurs willing to open a line of aerosol bacon sprays to serve as a deterrent? Hmmm. I could use some. It must smell distincly of bacon, though.

[Dec31,1999]

Hope this is true. Their pig prophet and pig god deserves no less.

Yes, May Piss Be Upon Him.

[ClearBlueSky]

Attention Jimmy Dean Co.!
You could do your country a service, and save some expense by donating your pork refuse to the US government. Transport planes are standing by!

[billhilly]

"Dear God please let this story be true."

Indeed. I suggested during the early days of the Afganistan search for Bin Laden that our forces introduce hogs into all of the tunnels and caves. I applaud the Russians, if indeed that is what they are doing.

Now, some bacon and eggs are in order.

[hunter112]

What dishonor for the pig!

[mvonfr]

Sorry to dissappoint you guys, but the original Russian article (I've seen it) DOES NOT mention pigskin; it only said that the bodies would not be given to terrorists' relatives. IsraelNN improved on the story a bit.

This is not to say that there is something wrong with the idea, it just did not happen in this case.

[wafflehouse]

nice!

[GeekDejure]

Ouch!!! Wrapped in pigskin, eh??? Well . . . now ahh-laa has the Koranic permission he needs to swap those 72 beautiful virgins for 72 fat little piggys!!!

OINK!!! OINK !!!

[Dante3]

Those Russkies.

My God how politically incorrect. Don't the Russkies realize the pain they are causing Muslim womanhood by wraping the jihad beauties in pig skins? Wasn't shooting the sleeping jihad beauties enough? Now this.

[sheik yerbouty]

Putin just wants them to have a swine time!

[DonQ]

Blackjack Pershing did this to Moslem rebels in the Philippines, and the Brits did this to Arab assassins during the Mandate. In the Middle East this ploy evidently lost some of its impact (I suppose some mullahs announced that since it was post-mortem or involuntary or something it did not injure the Moslem), but about four years ago an Israeli chemist, a Rabbi Moishe Antelman, cooked up a bullet with a drop of pig's blood inside and suggested that would intimidate the Arabs (the Israeli govt did not adopt it).

[dd5339]

Gotta love those Russians!

Semper Fi

[Petronski]

This is an EXCELLENT plan.

[Petronski]

The Chinese kill a pig with a bullet,dig the bullet out of the pig, and shoot the b^stards with that same bullet in a reloaded round. Then they dig the bullet out of the b^stard, give it to the b^astard's family,and charge the family for the bullet.

This, too, is an EXCELLENT plan.

[Cvengr]

..but what if this means they simply become zombies?????

and now if you shoot them, nothing happens?

(Time to stock up on some more garlic,...it's that time of year... 8^0!

[Lion's Cub]

I applaud their decision. It's good to know that there are still some thinking people in the world today!

[Dog Gone]

Sorry to dissappoint you guys, but the original Russian article (I've seen it) DOES NOT mention pigskin; it only said that the bodies would not be given to terrorists' relatives. IsraelNN improved on the story a bit.

Bummer.

[APBaer]

The Cincinnati Bengals can only dream of the pigskin.

[Lion's Cub]

Of course the ACLU, American Muslim organizations, and bleeding-heart leftists nation-wide would be out of their minds with anger, but the defense of America is a helluva lot more important than the "feelings" of these emotional wrecks.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...so would many of the military from the stories I've read. It appears 8 years of Clintonism preceded by 4 years of Bush Senior have given us a p.c. military, too.

If this fight is going to be won, it will have to be done by civilians, I think.

[tracer]

I like their style -- simple and to the point..............

[tracer]

"You could do your country a service, and save some expense by donating your pork refuse to the US government. Transport planes are standing by!"

Courtesy, the DNC.......

[SauronOfMordor]

Even better: put the bodies thru a meat-grinder, feed them to pigs, then present the pigs to the relatives

[bankwalker]

The Russians aren't deterred by PC bullsh/t and other "sensitivity" issues.

This is why I believe that in about 20 years Russia will be the only superpower in the world. I am contemplating buying some property there. I just hope I can get out of here before they build the wall and start shooting escapists in the back.

[Young Werther]

Works for me.

[Dick Bachert]

Why not turn a portion of Gitmo into a pig farm - manned by the muslim inmates? Could provide most of the breakfast bacon and Easter ham requirements down there (and save the US taxpayers some dough).

Might also cut down on the constant calls for conjugal visits by the inmates...

Works for me.

[HelgaHawk]

Pork....the other white meat.

[DonQ]

Not a bad idea. I have always suggested that the Israeli Army stock up on canned Spam (the kind Hormel has been canning since 1937) -- and publicize loud and clear that those are going to be POW rations (after all, it minimizes the chances that Israeli soldiers or civilians will pilfer it, and it's perfectly nutritious - kept the US Army well fed through 3 wars). Israel could even make a point of buying similar canned pork from the countries that have been so terribly pro-PLO in the past, like England and France.

[Freebird Forever]

When the sniper Mohammed is put to death, we should publicize that individual citizens will drench his grave with bacon fat as a warning to any future jihadists in the US!

What do you thing would be the result if bacon grease was accidentally spilled at / on a mosque?

[McGavin999]

An American general fighting in the Phillipeans did this and it stopped the terrorism. Of course, that was long before American became feminized.

[xJones]

Sorry to dissappoint you guys, but the original Russian article (I've seen it) DOES NOT mention pigskin; it only said that the bodies would not be given to terrorists' relatives. IsraelNN improved on the story a bit.

Party pooper.

[js1138]

It might be true. the source isn't Pravda or Debka.

[litehaus]

"Yes, May Piss Be Upon Him" That's Ol' Slick Willy right?

[MassExodus]

What do you thing would be the result if bacon grease was accidentally spilled at / on a mosque?

How much trouble would I get in if I mount a boars head on a tree in front of the Mosque here in Somerville Ma ?

Might be worth it to watch the reaction given to "The Lord of the Flies". Only "sort of" kidding ....