No, no, no! You have it all wrong. Hobbits are very good-natured and honest creatures who are full of goodness and light. Daschle and Reich are nasty little trolls crouching in the darkness with their beady little eyes flashing in a paranoid delirium of "concern".
Is the evil Dark Lord Sauran really Bill Clinton and Terry McCauliff the Wizard Saruman?
One Liberal to rule them all,
one liberal to find them,
one liberal to bring them all,
and in the darkness them.
Does that describe Clinton (Saruman) or what?