Favorite Freeper Quotes and One-Liners

[tacticalogic]

My personal favorite was in response to a Salon headline that said
"Hillary was Superb!

My response: They left off the itch.

[John Lenin]

Another R in the victory collumn. Yahoo !

[wordsofearnest]

My alltime FReeper line" I've seen more organization at sh_t fights in the monkey house."

[SkyRat]

"The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - unknown

I know that in a slightly different form:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
Author: Douglas Adams

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
Author: Emo Philips

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use-
Galilei Galileo

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
- Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
- Voltaire

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality
- Dante

Frankly, I can't sleep at night for fear that a homosexual might break into my home and redecorate my living room.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters."

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
- Lazarus Long

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
- Lazarus Long

There is a hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags will not wave in a vacuum. - Arthur C. Clarke

"The United States should get rid of its militias."
-Joseph Stalin

Corruptisima republica plurimae leges.
[The more corrupt a republic, the more laws.]
-- Tacitus, Annals III 27

[comebacknewt]

I like that one a lot. I think I may steal it for my tag line.

[stanz]

Yogi Berra:

"It ain't over til it's over."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

[Junior]

Life is like a cabaret ... long and boring and full of Nazis.

[grammymoon]

This is a classic put down from Darlin'
"If your IQ ever gets up to 50, I suggest you sell."

[Phantom Lord]

I knew that was gonna get posted when I saw this thread earlier today. I love it!

[Texas Mom]

Can't remember who said it, but: "My greatest fear is that I'll die and end up voting Democrat."

I said that.. I still worry about it. LOL!

[kaki]

Sorry if I missed this being posted somewhere, but thought it was worth passing on.

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she was a liberal Democrat. She then asked her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat is, but wanting to please their teacher, hands exploded into the air like fleshy fireworks. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked Lucy why she decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat," Lucy said. The teacher asked, "Then what are You?" "I'm a proud conservative Republican," said the little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and red-faced, asked Lucy why she was a conservative Republican. Lucy proclaimed, "well, I was brought up to trust in myself and freedom, instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. "My dad and mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too." The teacher calmly pointed out, "That's no reason. What if your mom and dad were both morons? What would you be then?" Lucy answered, "Then, I'd be a liberal Democrat."

[MrNeutron1962]

"I think that the creation of artificial intelligence is a very bad idea. Because, if we do create artificial intelligence, we may as a byproduct, also create artificial stupidity. We have far more real stupidity than we need right here already" Patrick J. Falango, April 1986.

[tracer]

The motto of the armed forces of France:

"L'excrétion est la meilleure partie de valor."

Translation: "Excretion is the better part of valor."

[nicmarlo]

Not sure who said it, and exact wording, but something like this:

"Clinton putting the fun in funeral"

[Constitution Day]

Excellent!
Here's one for you:

"The slaves of power mind the cause they have to serve, because their own interest is concerned; but the friends of liberty always sacrifice their cause, which is only the cause of humanity, to their own spleen, vanity, and self-opinion."

- William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)

[tje]

"It's a small man that can think of but one way to spell a word."

Not sure who said it and I've probably paraphrased it..

[Doctor Raoul]

Win One For The Dripper

[<1/1,000,000th%]

"You couldn't sit still and daydream at the same time!"

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[SkyRat]

Very good.

"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? Let history answer this question."
--Thomas Jefferson - First Inaugural Address.

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
- Lord Kelvin, ca. 1895, British mathematician and physicist

Radio has no future
- Lord Kelvin, ca. 1897.