Regretably the Canonical List of Lightbulb Jokes disappeared from the internet about ten or twelve years ago, but I thought this extract from it concerning a past election might be amusing. Several candidates are still around.
1 posted on
11/13/2002 8:54:27 PM PST by
Cicero
To: Cicero
How many Junior Leaguers........?
To: Cicero
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
To: Cicero
How many Freepers.....
That was a classic.
5 posted on
11/13/2002 9:27:47 PM PST by
lizma
To: Cicero
How Many Lesbians Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
6 posted on
11/13/2002 9:30:52 PM PST by
Clemenza
To: Cicero
Babbitt doesn't need light bulbs. He just has his Department light a small forest fire. It will light up things for days.
To: Cicero
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
96, one to change the bulb and 95 to file the Environmental Impact Reports!!!
To: Cicero
All on the State payroll, I might add.
To: Cicero
For you...
http://neil.franklin.ch/Jokes_and_Fun/Canon_Lightbulb.html
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