[Ukiapah Heep]

I fart in your general direction!

[Steve Eisenberg]

Denial, deceit, and what was the third one the President mentioned? All that, plus a boatload of insult, and a clear statement that the latest UN resolution is at least partly unacceptable due to it supposedly being in violated of international laws. I suppose those were the same laws that kept Saddam from poison gasing ten of thousands of his own Kurdish civilian citizens.

[What Is Ain't]

I should have printed this out and saved it for toilet reading.

[Cobra64]

Well, take your rug to Baghdad, and snuggle up behind a guy and start the butt sniffing contest.

When you get the official anal "phffft" signal, then you know the games have begun.

Keep in mind that this exercize is limited to 10 minutes.

The Muslim with the most butt-stuff on his face will be allowed in the playoffs in the Ramadan Finals.

If you get throught that piece under the auspices of Husesein, and his family, you will be drawn and quartered by virgins driving the Saddam family camel corps.

Cheers.

PS: You will not be eligible for having access to the 72 virgins since you have violated the strict ass-sniffing contest.