[Dudesdad]

I believe Jesus drove the money changers from the Temple.
The apostles on the other hand liked Honda's because it says in the bible that they were all in one accord.

[Prodigal Son]

A motor home obviously. Either that or whatever he could get to seat 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus and his dozen would ride Harleys and wear leather jackets...

[RWG]

Jesus would buy American!

[dakine]

1966 Chrysler New Yorker

[DainBramage]

Most carpenters drive 3/4 ton 4X4 gas hog pickups.

[apillar]

Oh, Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz.
My friends all drive cryslers.
I must make amends....

[Jaxter]

What would Judas drive?

[thingumbob]

Let's see.....if we play this game..... I would have to say..... that Jesus would drive a Hummer...the big one not the small one....You know like the one our boys and girls in the armed services drive.

[MsLady]

He would drive a Suburban. He'd have to get all the Apostles around somehow.

[Lee'sGhost]

I'm thinking something more like an Israeli Air Force F-16.

[RushLake]

Does anybody know which alleged religions are represented by these alleged clerics?

[Lou L]

Well you know, the enviro-wackos all claim that "Jesus was a vegetarian," so I'm pretty sure he'd not own a car...instead, he'd take public transportation!

[RightOnline]

Jesus would definitely be an SUV kinda guy. I'm thinking Suburban.

[GaltMeister]

A PopeMobile.

[Destructor]

What's the closest modern equivalent to an ass? An old Pinto, or Mustang maybe?

[par4]

Ya' learn something new every day - whenever I saw WWJD, I thought it meant

"Who Wants Jack Daniels?"

[uncbob]

A 2002 RAM 1500 4X2 Reg Cab Short Bed with the new HEMI
At least that is what I am going to get and since I am sure Jesus had good taste He would too
No wimpy ricemobile for Him

[Rodm]

The LORD Jesus Christ will be riding a white horse!

Why doesn't the NCC know this?

I guess they have not read or more important believed the Bible. The NCC thinks they can save the earth from SUVs et al but God is more concern with saving the souls of men. God will create a new heaven and earth. Should we be good stewards of what we have? Sure, we should, but we can not save the earth.

11 ¶ And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. 12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. 13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. 15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

[keats5]

Revelation 10:11 syas he's going to ride a white horse the next time we see Him.

My heros have always been cowboys...

[Saundra Duffy]

God is puking.