[Paul Atreides]

I would refer to him as a P.o.S, but that is too good. His worthlessness has set a new precedent.

[Rockitz]

Reminds me of a joke.

Once, soon after he graduated from law school, Bill Clinton found himself walking across a cow pasture. After an ill-advised step, he looked down to find himself standing in the midst of a rather large steaming cow pie and exclaimed, "I'm melting! I'm melting!"