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The Twelve Days of Fascism

Posted on 11/25/2002 9:25:16 PM PST by Tuco-bad

The Twelve Days of Fascism

On the first day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
A Department of Homeland Security

On the second day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the third day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the fourth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the fifth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the sixth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the seventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the eight day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the ninth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the tenth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the eleventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing,br> Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the twelfth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Twelve digital implants
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: ashcroft; homelandsecurity
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Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.
1 posted on 11/25/2002 9:25:16 PM PST by Tuco-bad
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To: Tuco-bad
I like it, disagree(respectfully) with the second day though.
2 posted on 11/25/2002 9:35:09 PM PST by Sparta
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To: Tuco-bad
Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.

Welcome to my country - the language is difficult.

3 posted on 11/25/2002 9:37:22 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: Tuco-bad
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tom Ridge in charge of the homeland security department, not John Ashcroft?
4 posted on 11/25/2002 9:48:43 PM PST by Sonny M
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To: Tuco-bad; breakem
Thanks, you just made a point for me on another thread.
5 posted on 11/25/2002 10:27:51 PM PST by Texasforever
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To: Tuco-bad
Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.

Then if it is humorous it must be fairly benign right?

6 posted on 11/25/2002 10:29:47 PM PST by Texasforever
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To: Tuco-bad
Fine sense of humour.

Also, fine sense of scansion...which apparently you do not share.

7 posted on 11/25/2002 10:30:21 PM PST by SAJ
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To: Tuco-bad; The FRugitive; farmfriend; breakem
Ideologues of a feather, eh?
8 posted on 11/25/2002 10:33:55 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
What was it about blanket statements based on fact? LOL
9 posted on 11/25/2002 10:35:29 PM PST by Texasforever
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To: Texasforever
There's no surprise to see the libertarian ideologues and DU ideologues all weeping in their bongs.
10 posted on 11/25/2002 10:39:08 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
There's no surprise to see the libertarian ideologues and DU ideologues all weeping in their bongs.

They are predictable that's for sure.

11 posted on 11/25/2002 10:41:30 PM PST by Texasforever
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To: Cultural Jihad
I have disagreed with Tuco-bad on other threads. We are not idealogues of a feather for sure. I do find this post humorous. That said, I disagree with the general idea behind the post although I believe the homeland security thing to be a pandoras box.
12 posted on 11/25/2002 10:42:47 PM PST by farmfriend
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To: Cultural Jihad
If you want to name call, you should at least lump people together who have the same idea. I said nothing about facism. My points are about correcting that which was wrong in the CIA and the FBI. You do not address my position. You keep namecalling and proving my point that your posts are ignorant.
13 posted on 11/25/2002 10:43:26 PM PST by breakem
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To: Cultural Jihad
Since you have lumped me with these others and now accuse me of being a drug user, I can only say that you are a liar and I resent your libel.
14 posted on 11/25/2002 10:45:24 PM PST by breakem
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To: farmfriend
Well, you sound reasonable enough. Are you aware of others who claim they would rather take their chances with terrorists than with the U.S. government?
15 posted on 11/25/2002 10:46:09 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: Texasforever
Please explain your #5. I don't see that you've made any sustainable point on either thread. All you have done is join an idiot in name calling and lumping people with dissimilar ideas together and call them drug users.

What's your problem?

16 posted on 11/25/2002 10:47:22 PM PST by breakem
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To: breakem

Whoda thunk your name was 'DU ideologue'! Does the shoe fit that well?

17 posted on 11/25/2002 10:48:34 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: breakem

Is that the philosophy of noses, ears, lips, and eyes?

18 posted on 11/25/2002 10:50:33 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
You called me one earlier and now you deny doing it. In addition to being an idiot with no decernable argument save name calling, you are also dishonorable. You are not worthy of the time it takes to call you on your lies.
19 posted on 11/25/2002 10:51:56 PM PST by breakem
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To: breakem
Please explain your #5. I don't see that you've made any sustainable point on either thread. All you have done is join an idiot in name calling and lumping people with dissimilar ideas together and call them drug users.

Where have I called anyone a drug user. As I said on the other thread, blanket statements are not wrong when based on fact. You have yet to show otherwise and are now wildly looking around for a corner in a round room. When it comes to George Bush and Republicans in general, the white hot hate of libertarians make democrats, communists and greens look like pikers.

20 posted on 11/25/2002 10:52:33 PM PST by Texasforever
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