USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Canteen Holiday Season Begins! ~ November 29 2002

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A woman went to the doctor's office. where she was seen by
one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the
examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down
the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told him her story. After listening, he had her
sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where
the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and
seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and
without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?

[Soaring Feather]

[Soaring Feather]

Good Morning tomkow

Good Morning TROOPS

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning radu!

FOOD LOOKS GOOD

Sleep well night Diva

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Ms Feather!

[tomkow6]

[tomkow6]

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find
out that she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she's in the middle
of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to
her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts
screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's
going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you?
I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant
and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got
to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely
audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

[tomkow6]

A Greenville, Pennsylvania man bit off more
than he could chew when he robbed a home.
He broke into a home to steal the Thanksgiving
dinner that was left over from the family meal.

He had a hard time balancing the partially
eaten turkey, full relish tray, devilled eggs
and vegetables stacked on top of each other
and so left a trail of food leading right up
to his home.

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, troops! Hope everyone is doing well. Just got back from SHOPPING!! Woohoo!!!

Happy Hanukkah To Our Jewish Friends and Allies!! Be safe! May you have continued peace, prosperity, good health, and fortune!

[MoJo2001]

so left a trail of food leading right up to his home.

Can you say "LOSER!"? LOL!! Hysterical!!

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, bentfeather! How are you today? Hope you have a great day!! *HUGS*

[tomkow6]

Upcoming Thanksgiving Themed Movies

30 - To Kill A Walking Bird
29 - What Turkeys Want
28 - My Best Friend's Dressing
27 - The Wishbone Collector
26 - Thighs Wide Shut
25 - The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
24 - Gobbled In 60 Seconds
23 - Casserolablanca
22 - Buffy The Turkey Slayer
21 - The Fabulous Baster Boys
20 - Big Mommas Roast
19 - 12 Hungry Men
18 - Turkey Quest
17 - Silence of the Yams
16 - A Fistful Of Stuffing
15 - A Turkey Called Wanda
14 - For Love of The Game Hen
13 - The Full Turkey
12 - I Know What You Ate Last Winter
11 - Deep Brown Gravy
10 - All the President's Menu
9 - Pretty Turkey
8 - White Meat Can't Jump
7 - When Harry Met Salad
6 - Get Turkey
5 - Three Menu's And A Some Gravy
4 - The Story of U.S.
3 - The Sixth Helping
2 - Turkey Run
1 - The Wing and I

[MoJo2001]

Lighting A Candle In Support of Ted Maher, his family, friends, and supporters! May God watch over all of you during this most difficult of times.

[tomkow6]

Good morning, MoJo! Ready for a little morning exercise? JumpingJacks! Ready? Begin: One-two one -two

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Aeronaut! I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!! How's Otto doing? *HUGS* Thank you for posting your wonderful plane everyday. It means a lot to all that visit the Canteen! *HUGS*

[carlo3b]

Take that sign out of the window...I'm your guy! Where do I sign-up.. Got any coffee?

[E.G.C.]

MONACO, FREE TED MAHER NOW!!!!!!

[MoJo2001]

WOW!! LOOK AT THIS RIDE!! WOOHOO!! CLICK ON OUR RIDE!!

[E.G.C.]

MONACO, FREE TED MAHER NOW!!!!!!

[MoJo2001]

MOJO IS READY FOR STARBUCKS!! FORGET THE JUMPING JACKS!!LOL! GOOD MORNING!!