[Colt .45]

Question: Why don't the "Coasties" frequent MacDonald's?
Answer: Because they're scared of the salt on the french fries!

Question: What is the call of all Coast Guard ships?
Answer: "TURN BACK ... ITS BLUE WATER!"

A little fun at the expense of my Shallow Water Sailor bretheren. But I respect the job they do, and they do it well! From a US Naval Aviation Ordnanceman!

[Delta 21]

Question: What is the call of all Coast Guard ships?
Answer: "TURN BACK ... ITS BLUE WATER!"

I Think NOT

And I dont want to hear any "Shallow Water Navy" Jokes either. The last swim call I took was in over 22,500 feet of water.

As a Shellback and Golden Dragon Coastie, I must correct this injustice!

(...just a snippet from my profile page.)

[GATOR NAVY]

Q: Why do you need to be six feet tall to join the USCG?
A: So you can wade ashore when your ship sinks!

Just joshing, good job Coasties.