ATTENTION, MUSLIMS: HOW TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IN 12 EASY STEPS

Comment #27 from littlegreenfootballs.com ^ | 12/6/02 | Milodar

[Fiddlstix]

Bump

[tictoc]

Unfortunately, I find myself agreeing with your pessimistic assessment.

[Republic of Texas]

Most of these go against the Koran, so not only will they not do them, but in their minds, they can't.

[Stefan Stackhouse]

Good agenda, but if I had to bet between this being implemented or a snowball in hell, I'd definitely go with the snowball.

[paul51]

ATTENTION, MUSLIMS: HOW TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IN 12 EASY STEPS

Simplify to one easy step

1. Convert to another religion of your choice

[dramagirl1341]

very good article!

i never got how they could possibly call themselves the "religion of peace" when the basis of their religion is about killing people who dont agree with them.

[angkor]

I love that picture, the Afghan Hillbillies swarming to touch the rags of Mo, the psychotic pedophile.

[DeFault User]

if Allah created everything and is the universe's ultimate micro-manager, why are their lives so miserable compared to those who don't follow Allah?

Their "reasoning", as preached by the mullahs, is that they have not been aggressive enough in Allah's service, hence the terror war on the West. There seems to be no other introspection insofar as what their own faults might be.

Ignorance coupled with 24/7 propaganda from the mullahs produces the irrational hatred, IMO.

One sad conclusion is that there does not appear to be any way to communicate with these people, other than by force.

[angkor]

It's a nice list, but it would fly completely over the heads of most Muslims.

Agreed. Until they address the prolific injunctions to paranoia, murder, and barbarism found in the Koran, they're hopeless.

But the Koran is itself revered as the word of god incarnate, as transmitted through Mighty Mo. So if you discard the barbarism, you open the whole book to critique.

That doesn't look to be happening at the moment.

The Religion Of Mental Illness is facing some tough times ahead. They may indeed get a few more licks in against the West, but they are eventually going to have their butts kicked, and then it will be time for some serious reflection about the true nature of "allah" and his self-appointed pedophile "messenger."

[angkor]

Here is how I define islam (piss on allah).

Looks like you've nailed it.

[SJackson]

Thanks for the ping.

[battlegearboat]

One mountain coming up Mohammad.
Be sure to read and follow directions carefully on those flyers we'll be dropping shortly.
Oh one more thing, take a shave and a haircut and leave those goats alone for heaven's sake!

[shezza]

Spot-on ping

[Victoria Delsoul]

We have a powerful military and a prosperous economy because of capitalism, freedom, and an education system based on reason. You have an Islamic version of socialism, subjugation of women and non-Muslims, and an education based on a 7th century text. Our government, is, on the whole, less corrupt than yours. We solve problems, instead of blaming others.

Wow, so true!

[dennisw]

Yep. That's Mullah Omar and his Jihadist butt boys.

[driftless]

You might as well ask your dog to stop licking himself. He will stare at you with that quizzical look dogs have, and then procede to go on doing what he was doing. Only force will stop the braindead Islamic zombies from doing their present insane and thoroughly self-defeating actions.

[Tom Jefferson]

Well, I can't wait to hear the Imams lecturing in the mosques about the twelve steps of reform Islam needs to make. They will step right into line for those changes.
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[Dec31,1999]

bump.