[Mudboy Slim]

Another fine entry...that pretzel fence oughtta be chocolate-covered, though.

FReegards...MUD

[xJones]

I want you to know that I would never, ever dream of insulting your unquestionable honorship by offering you a {{{shudder}}} bribe. I'm saddened to learn from your equally excellent fellow judge that you are drunk and only have half a brain.

But not to worry, IF I could only buy you a plane ticket (round-trip, no less) to Texas you would fit in wonderfully with my family and we could give you a collector's dream of 88 Beanie Babies. But your Worshipfullness would never accept a bribe, so...oh well.....

(Psst, Billie, my lips are getting puckered. :D)