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I want you to know that I would never, ever dream of insulting your unquestionable honorship by offering you a {{{shudder}}} bribe. I'm saddened to learn from your equally excellent fellow judge that you are drunk and only have half a brain.

But not to worry, IF I could only buy you a plane ticket (round-trip, no less) to Texas you would fit in wonderfully with my family and we could give you a collector's dream of 88 Beanie Babies. But your Worshipfullness would never accept a bribe, so...oh well.....

(Psst, Billie, my lips are getting puckered. :D)

"I'm saddened to learn from your equally excellent fellow judge that you are drunk and only have half a brain."

First off, don't tell my boss about my maladies...LOL!! And second off, never believe a word FTH tells ya...she's in the legal profession so lying comes second nature to her!!

"But not to worry, IF I could only buy you a plane ticket (round-trip, no less) to Texas you would fit in wonderfully with my family and we could give you a collector's dream of 88 Beanie Babies. But your Worshipfullness would never accept a bribe, so...oh well....."

Although I loathe the Plowboys, I love Texas...and of course I would never consider the plane ticket a bribe...when do I leave?! )8^D!!

FReegards...MUD