[Liz]

Sean Penn is going to Iraq by invitation of the "Institute for Public Accuracy."

Huh?

[John Lenin]

Maybe Penn can continue on to Pakistan and make apologys for America and denounce Daniel Pearle for having the nerve to insult Pakistanis with his presence in their country.

Sean Penn, fifth collumnist !

[Nea Wood]

I'd send Julia Roberts to some godforsaken swamp with lots of alligators and crocodiles. Let her see what a repugnant reptile really is.

[TheGrimReaper]

Martin Sheen
to HELL
for obvious reasons

[Blue Collar Christian]

I'd vote to send Alec Baldwin to the podium for his Oscar.
He can surely act; he played a patriot in Pearl Harbor.

[Caesar Soze]

Send Baldwin to Russia. Tell him not to come back until he has some better pictures of those doors on the Krasnii Oktyabr.

Robert Redford to the Middle East. He is to reenact his role from Spy Game and assassinate various terrorist financiers. Brad Pitt can tag along, but must promise not to sleep with Hezbollah agents.

Leonardo DiCaprio to Saudi Arabia. He is to explain to the Sauds that burning petroleum is harmful to the environment, and they should cease their extraction and refinement of crude.

Viggo Mortenson to Mordor. He is to throw the One Ring into the Cracks of Doom. OR, he can go to Iraq and explain to the Kurds, Marsh Arabs, and relatives of anyone who has been tortured and executed by the regime that our policy of regime change is morally unsupportable.

Sir Ian McKellan to Valinor, where he shall explain to the Valar how he defiles the written Word of Iluvatar. Or South Africa, where he can treat those dying of AIDS.

[Spiff]

Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, Rosie O'Donnell, Martin Sheen, Ben Afleck, Barbara Streisand ---> I'd send them to the woodchipper. They'd make a great mulch.

[Mr. K]

Jennifer Connelly- my room.

[Mr. K]

although the poor girl hasn't done anything to deserve such punishment...*sigh*

[Delphinium]

I would like all of these traitors to become human shields to help Saddam. Send them any where we are going to bomb.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: Sean Penn is going to Baghdad: below, name actors and places you'd like to send them, and state why

Sela Ward, my house, dust & clean.

If Sela is unavailable, Juliet Huddy could take her place.

[cav68]

Not to sound different but what I would like to see would be ALL NOT Just a Few but ALL the Hollyweird group and send them back in time to a place that would educate them in what is Real and what is their Dreams of Perfection in the World. Ia Drand Valley 1965 and have all replace the brave men who served in the Second Platoon on that horrid night being cut off from the friends and Company. Maybe then they would appreciate their freedom to express the assine aspects of Their Perfect Little World. So Many take their freedom for granted. Its this time of year when they should be sending emails to our service men who on the Christmas Eve will be be lying in a hole or standing in the elements allowing Their parties to take place without a thought regarding these true Protectors of Their Freedom to do . I am amazed that no one seems to express this type of view from Holly Weird and its contribution to Humaninty. Well that it Liz. Have a nice day Holiday

[Petronski]

I was just considering sending actress Winona Ryder to my pants, but that's another matter.