[Liz]

Sean Penn is going to Iraq by invitation of the "Institute for Public Accuracy."

Huh?

[LibWhacker]

Sean Penn, Pelican Bay, treason.

[Fintan]

I'm old enough to remember when actors, actresses and entertainers were looked up to and respected...

[Paleo Conservative]

Chrisopher Reeves

[MadIvan]

Barry Manilow as first Earth Ambassador to Mars. Though admittedly half of the British housewives aged over 40 might storm after him.

Regards, Ivan

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Michael Jackson to Iraq, with the following note to Saddam:
"This is what they'll do to you if you don't tell the truth."

[AppyPappy]

I hope George Michaels and Pee Wee Herman beat him there.

[Lexington Green]

From the U.S. Code Online via GPO Access
[wais.access.gpo.gov]
[Laws in effect as of January 2, 2001]
[Document not affected by Public Laws enacted between
January 2, 2001 and January 28, 2002]
[CITE: 18USC2385]


TITLE 18--CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

PART I--CRIMES

CHAPTER 115--TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES

Sec. 2385. Advocating overthrow of Government

Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches
the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or
destroying the government of the United States or the government of any
State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of
any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the
assassination of any officer of any such government; or
Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any
such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells,
distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter
advocating, advising, or teaching the duty, necessity, desirability, or
propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United
States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or
Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society,
group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the
overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or
becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group,
or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof--
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty
years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United
States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next
following his conviction.
If two or more persons conspire to commit any offense named in this
section, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more
than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by
the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five
years next following his conviction.
As used in this section, the terms ``organizes'' and ``organize'',
with respect to any society, group, or assembly of persons, include the
recruiting of new members, the forming of new units, and the regrouping
or expansion of existing clubs, classes, and other units of such
society, group, or assembly of persons.

[KriegerGeist]

Send Danny Glover to the Southern Sudan or Somolia along with his pal Samuel L. Jackson.

[b4its2late]

Alec Baldwin - ship him half way to Europe and leave him.

[vin-one]

Hillary to Saudia Arabia, and have to wear a burga(sp)and make her walk everywhere.
I know it doesn't fit the category but what the heck

[Bommer]

"Whoa! Mr. Blix! Is that what you and the UN do with your chemical weapons findings? Gnarly dude!"

[mountaineer]

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon to someplace where they have only each other to look at 24 hours a day.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Poor Winona, she would have to hire a nose picker and butt scratcher after recieving her punishment for shop lifting in Saudi Arabia.

[hsmomx3]

Maybe the DNC is paying his way as well as others to go there. Better yet, maybe they should be required to live in Iraq for at least a year. Do you think they'll appreciate what we have over here? Probably not.

[buffyt]

Did he take anyone with him????? I HOPE he took most of Hollywarped with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[muir_redwoods]

There's an active thread about a manned mission to Mars. Maybe Sean would like to go there, with Alec and Babs and Hilary and Teddy and Bubba and....

[IM4TRUTH]

We join our hero in a secret underground bunker, somewhere near Baghdad....

Sean Penn: Good evening, President Saddam. I am Sean Penn from Hollywood in the United States and I'm pleased that you would see me. (Sean offers a handhshake)

Saddam: Spiccoli! Fast Times! Heyyyy, yeah! Hah! hah! (Saddam slaps Penn on the back and hugs him, a long, sweaty Arabic hug)

Penn: Well... yeah, but...

Saddam: 'Dude, I am sooooooo wasted!' Hah! Hah! Come. I want you to be for eating dinner with me tonight!" (Saddam motions to an aide in the wings) You! Get me chicken wings and cous cous. And get weed! Tonight we get 'wasted,' eh Spiccoli? Hah! hah!

Penn: You don't understand Mr. President. That's just a character in a movie I, I ... I'm an actor AND an activist, sir. I'm here to ..."

Saddam: Barbra Streisand send you, no? She always pester me with e-mail. I got her blocked as spammer.... (He pauses in thought) Hmmm... Streisand... you think Jew?

Penn: No, no... I'm here to apply pressure to the Administration by bringing attention to the senseless drumbeat of war ...

Saddam: She must be stinking Jew. Big nose. ... Hey! You marry Maddonna! Hah hah! What you thinking?!? Hah hah!

Penn: Yeah.... See, we don’t want to see innocent Iraqis die due to American aggression and we think if you’ll just hear our suggestions, we may be able to help you avert this coming war.

Saddam: Avert?!? Why avert?!? I need this war to prove American dogs imperialist puppets for Zionist master. So... How is Madonna... you know, boom boom? Rodman say she like fish. (Saddam places one hairy arm around Penn and they begin to walk away)

Penn: But if there's war, people will die! Innocent...

Saddam: Ehhh. What ever. I got more people. (He stops and turns to Penn) Hey! You bring surfboard?!? Ya! I have palace on Tigris! We go now! ... You! Chicken wings!

[Brett66]

I would like to send all of the usual suspects on a mission to the sun. The moon will be an interesting tourist spot in a couple of decades, so I don't want to send them there unless it's without a space suit.

[Defender2]

To the ALL the Actors in NUTTYWOOD(Hollywood): Please Go Straight To H*LL!!!!

[MadIvan]

Happygal wants to send Renée Fleming to anywhere where she will be forced to acquire a large backside. I suppose were this desire to be into song (to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"):

I wish you the big-a booty
I wish you the big-a booty
I wish you the big-a booty
And lots of extra pounds

Ice cream will I bring
With lots of hot fudge
I wish you the big-a booty
Now add extra pudge

My fault really - prior to the lovely Happygal entering my life, I was smitten with Renée. I suppose Happygal means Australia - I understand cholesterol is the national dish there. ;)

Regards, Ivan