Live thread: Al Gore on SNL

[RFP]

Paul Simon used to be in almost every skit
Yep. I remember when Paul Simon played Billy Jack. And he was in the "5 timers private club" skit with other 5-time hosts Steve Martin and Elliot Gould - I think was when Tom Hanks hosted his 5th.

[RFP]

Albert Arnold Gore - albagore, the robotic tuna that tastes like wood.

[Matchett-PI]

"Live from New York, its DNC Live!"

Well since we already know that many (if not all) of the Al Qaeda suspects that have been arrested so far here in the USA are registered DemocRATS, I'm sure the ones listed below are too:

Names of latest Al Qaeda suspects released at the Homeland Security briefing on SNL [see excerpt of the briefing below]:

M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Salaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Awan Afuqya
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
Apul Madeek
Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq

Homeland Security Briefing [Charles Spivey Transcript excerpt]:

Craig Fenson: Good afternoon. In the past few weeks, through our national hotline, we have collected hundreds of names of suspected terrorists .... In fact, we received over 475 calls alone regarding this man: M'Balz Es-Hari.

We also received information on such nefarious terrorists such as Graabir Boubi, and Haid D'Salaami and.. let this be a message to you, Haid D'Salaami: we will not play your dangerous games.

We are also currently searching for a man we believe to be a Al Queda leutinant: Hous Bin Pharteen, his cousin I-Bin Pharteen, and their close companion I-Zheet M'Drurz. Question over there?

Reporter #1: Is there a way to identify Hous Bin Pharteen?

Craig Fenson: Ah.. our operatives have picked up his scent. Also, according to our intelligence, he is targeting gas refineries, fertilizer plants, and, oddly enough, baked bean canneries. He is a silent, but deadly killer.

Reporter #2: What can you tell us about I-Zheet M'Drurz?

Craig Fenson: We're told that, when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks. He is extremely dangerous. Our sources say that he is planning on attacking the New York City sewer system with what we believe it is to be a dirty bomb.

Reporter #3: Do you have any other names you're willing to release?

Craig Fenson: Yes! Please call our hotline at once if you have any information on the following men: Shaif Hirboush.. Al-Suq Akweer.. Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr. I hope I got that right! Awan Afuqya.. Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch.. Apul Madeek - who we believe will be targeting adult bookstores sometime in the near future. And this man, the notorious Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq. Uh.. thank you, that is all, and, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Homeland Security Briefing cast of SNL characters:

Tom Ridge.....Darrell Hammond
Craig Fenson.....Robert DeNiro
Reporter #1......Maya Rudolph
Reporter #2.....Jimmy Fallon
Reporter #3.....Jeff Richards

[shadowman99]

They did another TV Funhouse cartoon earlier this season that lampooned Bambi and Disney's string of direct to video sequels . Among the clips shows were a (very blured) clip from the porno Pacahantass. Disney has more lawyers than the Shultz estate, I'm sure.

"Goodbye, lesbians..."

[Matchett-PI]

Fox has been playing clips of the Algore SNL skits. They've played the one of the SoreLoserman team sitting in the hot tub together, too. Can you find a still shot of that and post it, also?

I wish Fox would play the clip of the SNL "Homeland Security Briefing", too. See my post on this thread at #303 for details. LOL

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I saw the previews and I think Gore went to China did illegal exchanges of cash (sold military secrets via Clinton) and got his own hush money and give up Prez in 04 money from Hitlery and Bill in a swiss account so he is letting loose as he is not a prez contender and he wants to sell his hidious book.

[Defender2]

And Here is the Democrats Dirty Little Secret:
59 members of Our U.S. Congress(Nancy Pelosi included) belonging to the "Progressive Caucas" of the "Democratic
Socialists of Amerika"
http://www.dsausa.org/
is their website. they have been trying to take over this country for several years now!!!!

[Matchett-PI]

"I meant no disrespect to any white people," insisted Gore-as-Lott. "As long as I am in office, we will leave no white person behind."

This would have been a better SNL skit: "I meant no disrespect to any al Qaeda people, insists Algore-as-DemocRAT. "As long as I am in office, we will leave no al Qaeda behind".

WAIT!! But SNL DID do a skit about those DemocRAT voters!! See my post at #303.

[MeekOneGOP]

Fox has been playing clips of the Algore SNL skits. They've played the one of the SoreLoserman team sitting in the hot tub together, too. Can you find a still shot of that and post it, also?

I couldn't find it via Google Image Search. Sorry, wish I could. I'd post it.....

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

One of the previews had gore saying "I'll bet you are wondering about my seeking the presidency in 04, (and then Gore says well.... he goes to answer and they cut it off)

He is trying to sell his loser book. Did he plug it last night?

[Matchett-PI]

"I couldn't find it via Google Image Search. Sorry, wish I could. I'd post it....."

Thanks! I'll ping you if I happen to see it posted anywhere.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks ! That would be great !

[Sockdologer]

[A CA Guy]

I thought the Hardball skit was funny with all being over-the-top and that AG came off as being from another planet in the spanish television skit.
Gore also came off as a crazy wierd person in the West Wing set skit.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I didn't watch algore on SNL but my wife said it was the funniest episode she has seen in years and I generally trust her tastes in humor.

Second, Geraldo played a bizarre clip last night on his Sunday night FOX broadcast of algore in a hottub with a glass of champange in his hand, and made a comment that after that scene algore would never be taken seriously as a presidential candidate again ...

FWIW ...