Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]

The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

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Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'

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Ewww...'The Silver Fox??'

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big ping http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,40575683911%255E13780,00.html

[MinuteGal]

Hey, Bruce! What did your private dicks find out about Billy Boy we don't know already? Give ya half my candy bar if ya tell us!

Leni

[Rocko]

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

Bruce could have saved himself time by lurking here for an hour or so.

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ROTFLOL!

[Gary Boldwater]

Don't be surprised if Willis experiences a tragic accident or "commits suicide". Hillary is furious, she wants to date Demi.

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I can't see why Bill would want to hang around here..[sarcasm button on]

[stripes1776]

[Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]

What's a "Baloon"?

[ewing]

Exactly my thoughts..Bruce better be careful investigating the Clinton Crime Family!

[JimVT]

Mangy Fox would be more appropriate.

Know who would make a great pairing for BillyBob?

Anna Nicole Smith!

His fund-raising worries would be over.

[blackbart1]

It is going to be interesting to see who leaves who first.

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Same as a regular one except less letters..

[ewing]

Hillary can snuggle up with her good buddy Little Tommy Dashole after Demi steals her man.

This whole thing sounds like a 'Jerry Springer in Arkansas' show!

[Bluntpoint]

NEWS FLASH:

Demi Moore being treated for for a virulent STD.

Bentdickacillia.

[Freeper john]

Is that fox, or fux?

[ewing]

Anna Nicole is just about at the right emotional maturity level for the Toon.

[spectre]

Hummm? Bruce Willes obviously doesn't remember Jeff Chandler, who was called The Silver Fox.

Clinton is just a plain old Skunk.

sw

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[sauropod]

Okies Gang! Ready, Aim..... President Squirt is at it again.

[Bluntpoint]

"Clinton is just a plain old Skunk. "


Yeah, but Clinton confines his spraying to blue dresses, sinks, and peep shows.