[PoorMuttly]

A clever attempt, Ming. But you'll only catch impressionable Newbies with such an insidious ploy. We remember our dear departed colleagues, and the feeble cover story JimRob concocted, to cover their disappearance. Until all this tinfoil STOPS working, one would be a fool to go unprotected.

Have you or your sister been bitten by a cheesemoose lately ? All sorts of alien organisms can enter a person that way. I suggest exposing yourself to extensive Hatt-Baby treatments, and taking a long shower. I'm series.

"Kenneth" probably changed the frequency again, and your security envelope has been breached. There is a vast left-field conspiracy out there, y'know.

[Quix]

Cute post.