MIDI - IN THE NAVY -- last section on the left
He is playing house with all his female staffers
No Viagra’s needed here
How much is he scamming?…no one knows for certain
It is time to make things clear
When his limo’s rolling and he spots a target
It is shakedown time, for sure
If he’s paid protection, there will be no trouble
His intent is never pure
Audit Jesse…it is a decade overdue
Audit Jesse…it’s time to really make him stew
Audit Jesse…let’s wipe that smile from his face
Audit Jesse…he’s a weasel and disgrace
Audit Jesse…tell us, where does he get the loot
Audit Jesse…in that two thousand dollar suit
Audit Jesse…it’s time that slimeball gets the boot
So audit now…audit Jesse…audit Jesse
Did he learn from Willy how to parse the language
He’ll define “to minister”
It means he will counsel some hot young chickita
Jesse will be doing her
He claims he’s beleaguered by a hate group called the
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Then he’ll talk of slavery when he asks the question
“Why won’t they let me live free?”
Audit Jesse…it is a decade overdue
Audit Jesse…it’s time to really make him stew
Audit Jesse…let’s wipe that smile from his face
Audit Jesse…he’s a weasel and disgrace
Audit Jesse…tell us, where does he get the loot
Audit Jesse…in that two thousand dollar suit
Audit Jesse…it’s time that slimeball gets the boot
So audit now…audit Jesse…audit Jesse
(musical interlude)
Audit Jesse…it is a decade overdue
Audit Jesse…it’s time to really make him stew
Audit Jesse…let’s wipe that smile from his face
Audit Jesse…he’s a weasel and disgrace
Audit Jesse…tell us, where does he get the loot
Audit Jesse…in that two thousand dollar suit
Audit Jesse…it’s time that slimeball gets the boot
So audit now…audit Jesse…audit Jesse